But how do I do it on a closed thread?
Well, here’s a thread right here.
Start with typing the words “I apologize”. If you feel so inclined, you can say why you’re apologizing and to whom you’re apologizing.
If you really want to go the extra mile, try sending out an E-mail both to Mr. Lament and to Lynn Bodoni.
You do it in a private e-mail to the administrators of this board, with a reasonable explanation for your actions. No more fucking threads!