Actually it was last week. But I couldn’t post this least my wife see it.
I was looking for a nice digital camera to give my wife for her birthday.
Her birthday is right before Fathers Day so there are a lot of sales flyers the sunday before.
I look at the sales ads, do my research, and go to the stores.
Every fucking store, the same thing: none of the advertised cameras were on display! Best Buy, Office Max, Office Depot, Curcuit City! None of them!
Every other camera is there, but the ones featured in the ads are nowhere to be seen.
Then I show the ad to the waste of his daddy’s sperm working in that department. They stare at the ad like a deer in headlights!
“Duh…I don’t know anything about this.”
What? Huge ad in the sunday paper, a ton of the same flyers at the entrance of the store, and you don’t know anything about a sale in your department?
I got that in every store!
Don’t they tell the employees that they’re having a sale when they put out these flyers?
And how come every camera EXCEPT the one on sale was on display?
They had to go in “the back” and find the camera that was in the ad IN EVERY STORE I WENT INTO!!
And then they didn’t want to open the box so I could look at it because it would break the seal!
What the fuck?:mad: