I’m new here - just now joined - and I’m ready to start “doping”. I’d like to get to know others and start and/or join a “conversation”. But, I’m not exactly a rude person so, I wouldn’t want to jump in anything already going on. So, introduce yourself please. Then I would feel a little more comfortable replying to messages. Thanks. 
Well, I’m Elenia28. Dunno what you want us to introduce ourselves with, but I mostly hang out between MPSIMS, Cafe Society, and IMHO in that order. Occasionally I’ll wander up to GQ or GD, and a little more frequently I visit the Pit. But mostly you’ll see me hanging around MPSIMS. My job is serious enough, ya know?
Nice to meet you and welcome to the boards. Where’s **iampunha ** to run nekked through the thread?
Hello! Welcome! (Wow, am I the first welcomer? We’ll see on preview.*)
You have now been assimilated. First 30 days are free, then you start to pay, and pay and pay.
Hey, where’s the goat?
*And, on preview, no. Darn you Elenia28!
oops. still a guest. No goat for you! [/goatnazi]
Thanks for the welcome from Elenia28 and WhyNot. What’s that about a goat? I’m so upset I didn’t get a goat. I want a goat. So, what is a goat? 
Oops, yes I’m still a guest. Just trying it out first to see if I like this. But, I’m having a lot of fun in these first few minutes. So, things are looking positive.
What goat? No one mentioned a goat. You must be hallucinating. It’s all the Dope.
runs away
I thought something was a little fuzzy. I will definitely have to take it easy with the dope.
“These things do happen from time to time in a small town”
I, for one, welcome our goatnazi overlords.
1920’s Style Death Goats!
A goat explored the Marianas Trench in 1960 … for 20 minutes.
All these goats and many more can be yours for the low, low cost of $14.95. But until then … these are not the goats you’re looking for waves hand
Pay no attention to me really, I’m sure I got all that wrong. I’ve been here a year and a half and I still have no idea what’s going on and no one knows who I am. Maybe that’s because I never made a “Hey I’m new here! Love me and stuff!” thread.
Or because I changed my name.
Or because I’m just boring. sigh No one loves me and stuff.
wanders off
waves Wile E over, whispers and gesticulates
Let me go grab the vat of calamari and we’ll be right with you…
Welcome, For The Children.
All these rumours of ‘goats’ are complete fabrications. And the calamari is just a figment of our imaginations. As is the Thing Downstairs.
[sub]twickster, he wants a goat? Have we ever encopuntered that before? And are the party (well, “ritual”) streamers all set?[/sub]
And…
- :: kuras tra sxnureto senvestajxe Esperante :: *
( :: runs nekkid through thread in Esperanto :: )
baaaaaa
Sorry, my back hurts and I think I was channeling Eeyore and not Wile E.
Welcome, here have an anvil!
stands off to the side and waits for the calamari
Alrighty then! Wile E, Twickster, Sunspace - let the games begin! Uh… just one thing…mmm… 
?!?ritual?!?.. should I be alarmed? :eek:
Always happy to see nekkid people running through, though.
One more thing - [SIZE=4]HE doesn’t want a goat…SHE does[/SIZE]
Not sure if thats a good thing or not though
Neener, neener, neener. 
Hey, and welcome…um…fishes around in backpack and hauls out a big honkin’ sucker Lollipop?
My apologies, For The Children. I’ll have to remember to use my gender-nonspecific third-person pronouns from now on. That way, when anyone asks me something, I’ll be able to respond to em without error.
Ey, eir, em, emself. Couldn’t be simpler.
And don’t worry about the ritual. It’s completely harmless. The sucker marks disappear within a few hours. [sub]Oh? I shouldn’t have mentioned that[/sub].
miaou
ah no worries. About the gender roles that is. Just letting folks know I was female.
But about those suction marks… :dubious:
Ouch, that might leave a mark
The more females around here, the better!
Lollipops and calamari. Hmm.
HI Jayn thanks for the welcome and umm…the su* oops lollipop
Maybe we should drop that into Amazon Floozy Goddess’s unintentional food combos thread.
And welcome For The Children. Hope you decide to move off the Guest list.
Thanks for the welcome and if I keep having as much fun on here as I am today well then odds are good that I will be off the guest list and on to charter member very soon!