Now I know if Thespos is getting packages via FedEx, he/she is gonna go down.
Some of the water from the hose re-hydrates Trkr. He reaches deep into his pocket and pulls out his ACME 2000 Super Duper Trusty Dusty Space DeModulator (said in his best Martian voice) takes careful aim at Thespos and fires. Unfortunately the recoil on this thing is a bear (no offense PB) and it vaporizes the tree that SmoothOperator is occupying and that GBS is sitting under and leaves GBS out in the sun without any sunscreen and SmoothOperator floating until it is realized that SmoothOperators cannot float. Then a crash is heard as Smoothy falls on top of GBS squishing her flat.
Thespos hurries over and begins to blow on GBS’s thumb (hey it works in the cartoons) Unfortunately, GBS needs an air compressor or at least a set of lungs as exists on a real man like Trkr.
VB continues to wiggle around on the ground like a man with ants in his pants.
Oh yeah, I like this…I am just going to sit here and watch these two fight it out…and when they are both in the hospital, getting all of their wounds fixed (and I hope it’s by MrBear), I can just go ahead and sneek my way closer to the top of the list!!!
So, go ahead boys and fight, you’ll both lose and I’ll end up the winner!!!:)
and what is this? Oh no! Vestal Blue’s parallel universe evil twin (the one with the goatee) has materialized. And is now proceeding to beat the everloving bejeezus out of both VB and StrTrkr777. Oh no! he’s coming this way-
gaaakkkkkakkkk
jb_farley slumps to the floor, strangled by the goatee
Spidey, who resided in tree vaporized by Trkr, deposits her rescued egg sac into evil twin’s goatee and stomps off to find a new tree to hang a web, muttering something about loud and obnoxious parties.
Smoothy gets up and rubs her…er, the spot of her anatomy that she landed on. Seeing that GBS was being entertained by Trkr and VB, she moves towards Ogre to see if she can rescue PB from his affections. On her way over to Ogre, she checks out jb_farley and pipefitter to see if they still live. Hearing groans from both, she finds some rope on the ground (don’t you just love cartoons) and sneaks up on Ogre. She ties his feet to two different trees and then runs in front of him trying to attract his attention and make him fall, meanwhile releasing PB from his fist.
Blush Thanks, Smoothy! Guess it’s my turn to help you up now. And, GBS, you appear to be in good hands…er mouth with Trkr, so you don’t need my help.
Awwwwww…pipe, sweetie…you’ll get your turn to move in here. Don’t you worry. I’d help you up, but I’m a little busy at the moment. And, I don’t want to get all slimy yet.
Going over to jb, purplebear leans down and gives him mouth to mouth resusitation. There! Is that better, dear?
Trkr, what am I? A prize to be fought over? I’m not sure I like that idea. On the other hand…I’ve never been fought over before. Continue!
Just then, she looks up in time to see VB blowing something at her, and realizes that she’s now got ants in her blouse. AAaaaaarrghhhhh!! <hopping up and down, scatching at herself, seriously thinking about taking her blouse off to get rid of the ants>
Ogre tries to hop around nursing a visibly throbbing foot, but is foiled by the ropes holding his legs to the trees. He topples over ignominiously, raising a huge dust cloud…
“BAD Thespos! BAD Smoothy!”
He looks confusedly at the tiny little purple bears circling his cranium.
“GAAAARRRRRGGHHH! Duhhh…”
He springs up, but forgets to untie one of his feet. He comes down with an earthshaking impact. Thespos looks up a split second before the cataclysm. His eyes widen, and he holds up a little sign that says “oh no!”
<dropping her 'r’s, trying to reach up under her blouse to get them off her…well, off her, all the while being ogrehandled and pounded on the head.>
I’ll love you too, Ogre, if <thump> you’ll <thump> just stop <thump> pounding on <THUMP> my head! Ooooooohhh…
Thanks for trying, Smoothy! <Ouch!>
Then, after Thespos smacks Ogre on the foot, purplebear suddenly finds herself being dropped…from a long way up in the air. :eek:
THWUMP!
Landing partially on top of both VB and Trkr, purplebear is stunned and lies there to catch her breath. Yeah, that’s the reason, to catch her breath!
But, is suddenly kocked off of them by the force of Ogre landing nearby, crushing half the trees in the area underneath him.
Poor Ogre, that’s going to hurt!
No PurpleBear, you are not a prize to be fought for, but I am willing to fight for you. The earlier competition got a bit heated and I am not sure why all these others have joined in the fray, but I will fight man and beast for you.
Though for the moment I seem to be occupied with GBS.
GBS, I am not sure that part needs blowing on, but if you insist.
I am really much more of a lover than a fighter. I wish to emulate my hero James Tiberius Kirk, I will fight, but in the end I must woo the women.
PB, by all means take off that blouse and I will help you rid yourself of those ants that mean old VB put on you.
Mr Bear returns from his diving trip, to find VB in a battle against the evil forces of the young trekies. Seeing that VB may be in need of some assistance, so he has his friends fuel up the B-52 and load the Acme anvils, sends the birds off on their mission with the cry of assimilate this!
Spider, really pissed now, picks self up from under one of the trees crushed by Ogre. Calls various bureaucrats, lawyers, and ecologists (listing self as member of an endangered species) and sics the whole lot of 'em on everyone else in this thread. Stalks off to find a nice quiet condo.
Umm, Mr. Bear sir, not to seem like a trouble maker, but VB is the one that PB picked to be her roommate while you are gone. Do you really want to help him squash me? I am just trying to protect your fine wife from those evil men who were trying to move in whilst you are away. Honest.
Trkr goes back to blowing up GBS. * Dang it girl, are you ever going to get enough of getting blown up?
