Life is just one damned thing after another.
—Frank Ward O’Malley
The name of the game is be hit and hit back.
—Warren Zevon
It never fails…Just HINT that some of their problems might be with themselves, and they get mad at you!
—Snoopy
Oh well; if you’re going to go around watching everything you say all the time, you’ll never get much said!
—Lucy Van Pelt
Sometimes I get to thinkin’
About all the mistakes I’ve made
All the people I’ve hurt
And all the bills I haven’t paid
Sometimes I get to thinkin’
I should change and get on the ball
But then I turn on the ol’ TV and I don’t get to thinkin’ at all!
—Red Green
If everyone minded their own business, the world would go around a good deal faster than it does.
—Lewis Carroll