Ok, what did you do with my duct tape?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Well?

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What duct tape? Where? I don’t have it. I didn’t use it all trying to duct tape myself to the wall if that’s what you’re asking. Why would I do that? I can’t believe you’re accusing me of that. I’d never do a thing like that. Look, JUST GET OFF MY BACK WILL YOU? [sub]AND HELP ME DOWN[/sub]

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I used it to hold up the driver’s side window of a friend’s car while replacing a window motor. Aside from it leaving ugly, sticky, white goo on the window afterwards, it didn’t work very well. I invested in a pair of window suction cup tools made expressly for that purpose.

The local drugstore had a 2/99¢ sale the other day, so I got you two rolls to make up for the other one.

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Was that your duct tape? It was just sitting there… no one was using it… and I just needed a little tiny piece. But I left the roll where I found it - someone else musta made off with it!

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I used it to get the fur off my nice new cargo pants. When you have an aloof calico, an obsessive hunchback, and a twenty-four pound fatass all trying to turn your clothes into a Yeti costume, it takes a whole roll.

I can lend ya the gaffer’s tape I stole from Disney … nice stuff, that …

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B-U-U-U-R-R-R-R-P!

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Sorry! I needed some to hold my arm on. I’ll get you a nice roll of gaffer’s tape as soon as I get a chance.

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Tuckerfan, you’ve got me laughing out loud at my computer!

Ok, ok, I’ve admitted to being the the SCA before. You see, there was this rather gorgeous and chivalrous fighter who needed some help with his pole arm. It turned out to be a bit bigger and thicker than I expected, especially once he got it unsheathed. I’ll buy you a new roll, I promise.

CJ
(Katherine to him!)

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I’ve even admitted to being in the SCA before! (Repeat after me: “No post is too short and trivial not to Preview.”)

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Sorry, these guys must have made off with it. I only needed a little of it to give to my brother, who was taping up his wallet.

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I reckon my boys nicked it. They used-up all of mine too while they were making a pair of papier-mache nun-chukas to threaten their little brother with.

Bloody evil looking things they are…must confiscate them (or maybe use them MYSELF as a behavioural modification tool).