OK who took my pen?

Whiteout? Depends. Are they by any chance colored whiteout? I used to have this thing for colored whiteout a few years ago: canary yellow, blue, pink, goldenrod, light green, etc.

I don’t think you want to know what happened to your remaining highlighters. My sister decided to take them with her to Mississauga for certain nefarious purposes, shall we say.

F_X

Hm, just how nefarious can one get in Mississauga?

Nope, plain old Wite-out.

screech-owl further to your questions regarding the appearance of Calculator: It is a rather cute palm sized model, with small pink and grey buttons. Calculator runs exclusively on solar power (it’s very environmentally aware). I think temp-girl’s “oohing and ahhing” over its appearance has gone to Calculators head.

I take offence at your suggestion that Pen is either out for a one night stand or a gold digger. Pen is the apple of my eye and would never hurt my feelings.

Pen is a slut. There is no way that calculator would have been involved in the seduction of pen, had not pen been willing to ‘ink’.

Furthermore, since pen was also in screech-owl’s mouth, it is soooooooo obvious that pen is a slut. I mean who gets into that mouth without knowing what was in there first? ewwwwwww.

On a happier note, glad to see that pen has returned to the fold… and did you wash the dishes yet? I’m looking for something clean to eat offa.