All you have to do is to come up with the next big catchphrase. If you come up with something of which you’re not yet tired, the 1920s death rays will go away.
Anyone up to the task?
No promises. Just a suggestion. I don’t really care. It really doesn’t bother me that much.
Umm… I would’ve thought that was obvious. I for one am not up to the task of makin the next Big Thing, but I strongly suggest anyone who is have at it.
These things pop up when no one expects them to. So let’s, uh, try not to expect any. 
We may accidentally get the Spanish Inquisition in here if we do that though.
Truckin’ Lemonade Mystery Lump on a Biscuit, what a great idea!
Whistling beavers sychronized marching death squads.
(to the tune of the theme music of “Bridge on the River Kwai”)
They’re jolly as hell but they’re comin’ for ya!
“They pelted us with rocks and garbage”
unclviny
“Oooooh, I burnt the clams!”
“I can’t stand the itching, but I don’t mind the swelling.”
Well, tie me up and call me Betty, I have a chance at coming up with the new SDMB catch phrase.
And I thought I had blown my wad with TETDITB.
“That’s a lot of pie!”
“Rectum? I damn near killed 'em!”
Hate to burst y’all’s bubbles, but the old catch-phrases are still here, for Og’s sake.
When come back with better idea, bring pie.
Invent a new catchphrase? I’d rather be gang-raped by the house of Lords
This is definitely a winner with me.
Take the goat, leave the kid, call me in the morning.
Woozle wuzzle?
I vote for: I Burning Your Dog
This thread is too tame for the Pit. Good rants need emotionally-charged invective. Putting the thread in IMHO might better fit the tone of the OP, but in the Pit you have a better chance of attracting posters with a knack for stringing together vulgarities in creative ways.
We could always bring back Hi Opal! for a swansong.
“I didn’t do it.”
“Wanna buy a duck?”
“Fuck you, Opal.”
“Hey man, that’s pee!”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.”