Go fly a kite with a hole in it
I can’t remember who said it or which thread it was in but:
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That’s pretty catchy.
Go fly a hole with a kite over it
I’ll put in another vote for
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is
suprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope… Our four…no…
Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…
and 1920’s Style Death Rays!!
HA-HA! WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT, NOW WERE YOU!?!
I’d rather be ganged raped by the house of Lord Ashtar
I’d like to dip my balls in it.
I think fizzygoodmakefeelnice came up with a great candidate:
“Dibs on the wild turkey.”
The solution is obvious. If it’s used in a funny way, it’s cool. If it is used in a boring, predictable or overused manner, the offender is to face the wrath of a 1920’s style “death ray.”
Personally, I’d rather try to bebeak a live giant squid than be gang raped by the House of Lords wielding a 1920’s style death ray.
I think this can all be settled by a game of Rock, Paper, 1920’s style “Death Ray”
For sale, New duck-billed speculum, still in box.
Aquaman, if he’s prepared.
This has got to be one of the more intriguing offers I’ve received in quite a while.
Before I make a similar offer, could you describe your house, Lord Ashtar? I’m not interested in some humble, tumble-down cottage, mind you. If I’m going to be raped by a house, it better be at least a mansion.
You should make sure it’s adobe, too. A wood house has splinters.
Depends on the climate, too, of course. An adobe house wouldn’t last long in New England. Red brick can handle the elements, but it might be a bit rough – like a six o’clock shadow all over. I suppose there’s always granite. With a tasteful overlay of marble facings, perhaps.
Well I’m hoping you have some college age daughters.
You are discussing what kind of house you would be prefer to be raped by… just wow.
Might have known it was EddyTeddyFreddy, though! 
Would a lord live in a hovel?