OK, like, I had to go into this crawlspace at work, right? And so, like, I’m crawling around in there, OK? And I have a flashlight, so that’s not so bad, but then I shine my flashlight in this one place, right? And there’s a cat skeleton there. I’m not kidding. It was lying there, see, and it was a cat skeleton, 'cause I saw a drawing in my biology book, and I know it was a cat, but it was a skeleton.
Woah.
Woah. Dude…that’s like…woah.
Wicked!
Dude. Like…woah!
No kiddin, this one time, this kid I went to school with? His dad was fishing, right? And he cut his fishing trip short because there was this storm coming. So, while he was tying his little fishing boat up to the dock he was struck by lightning. No kidding.
Now his watch works without batteries as long as it’s on his arm. Awesome!
I refer everyone to this thread. 'Nuff said.
One time Randy Beeman was walking around and their was this really creepy guy following him and he kept following him so Randy Beeman told the guy to get lost and the guy did get lost and they never found him again.
K. Bye.
THERE!!
THERE!!
THERE!!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!
I am so stupid.
LC
Lucky Charms, I’m glad that I am not the only one who thought of that little boy while reading this thread. He came up with some good ones.
So, the other day I was driving down the road and I looked over and okay maybe not the other day a while ago but I saw this woman she was all nasty looking and I swear to the gods that she dropped her pants and took a dump on the sidewalk I damn near hit the person in front of me and then she started dancing as she was going away and then I went to my friends house and told them all about it and they were like oh, gods that is so sick I said yeah tell me about it I almost threw up well not really but I could have.
There was this one time, I was driving to work, well I had just dropped my boyfriend off at his work, which is why I was going west on Alma instead of east like I usually do and there was this big ol’ angry guy jumping up and down, flapping his arms, yelling in the middle of the road.
I dodged around him, into the bike lane and kept going, thinking to myself, damn! them homeless guys are getting cocky but then as my brain started to wake up I thought he was pretty well dressed for a homeless guy and then I thought uh-oh, he wasn’t flapping his arms, he was pointing at the crosswalk….which he was in….he was a jogger….oh shit….he was yelling “this is a crosswalk”. So I stopped and got some coffee, which I obviously needed.
There was this one time, I was coming home from the grocery store. Or maybe from Wal-mart? Where was I coming home from? I don’t remember, but it is not central to the story. Anyway, I pulled into my driveway, shut off my van. When I opened up my van door, a little mouse ran up the hinges and disappeared under the hood. How weird is that?
Dijon Warlock gets a boot to the head for bringing up Upham who is MIA and I miss very very much.
OW! OW! OW! MIA? Seriously? I’d no idea, honestly. This thread just reminded me of that one, which I’d gotten a good chuckle or two out of. Thought I’d contribute, is all…
Well, it looks like he’s not gone for good, anyway. Is it really fair to expect me to keep track of 17,000+ posters? I mean, is it really? Okay, it is; but still…
[sub]Say…are those Nikes?..[/sub]
So like one time about four years ago…Well, it was yesterday, I was walking down the street and…wait no, that wasn’t me
…Hey…Alberta?
I went to Europe. But I never went back to AB. I went to Ottawa instead.
Huh.