Too bad for you. 
(Okay, so I lied on most of the answers.)
Everyone should know whether they’re compatible with me or not.
I was DQ’ed. Possibly because I am ancient and over age 30.
Thanks to Bright, I figured out what the problem was. Everyone over 30 was getting a “You Fucked Up!” result. Oops!
Edit: Yup, WhatsIt, that’s why. Sorry for wasting your time on it. xD But the problem is fixed now, if anyone is curious what their real result is.
I just took it again and scored “Slave”. Hm. Sorry, dude, I’m taken. Why did I just take this quiz twice, anyway? Clearly I need to stop drinking so much goddamn coffee after midnight.
ACM, the haircut you have in the “old stuff” photos is very flattering on you - have you considered going back to it?
I got “Friend/Fuckbuddy” on the retake with the age fix.
I don’t know how to make my hair look like that. : (
I’ve never used product or styled my hair or anything. Just wake up, shower and go. It was by happenstance that my hair looked as good as it did that day. I guess I could ask a stylist to try to recreate it if I provide a picture…
So I messaged a couple of y’all. Does anyone else see that “SDMB” reads as kinda pervy in the context of a dating website?
Jus’ sayin’.
I at first fucked up but then retook the test after you fixed the age thing, and I got friend/fuckbuddy. I will not, however, have anal sex with you while I call you daddy, after we’ve gone out in the clothes that you pick out for me.
I got disqualified and I’m under 30. Not sure what I did wrong. :: feels rejected ::
Are you a man, transgender individual or hippy (“Don’t label me, man!”)?
Are you a Scientologist or fundamentalist Jew, Muslim or Christian?
Are you obese?
Are you a lesbian?
Are you under 18?
Would you call the police if I came over?
Did you respond “Ew!” at the idea of giving oral sex?
Those are the disqualifiers.
I think I said I’ll call the police, upon reflection. I suppose that’s not a good basis for a relationship.
Ya rly. Go retake it without landing me in jail if you’d like. :rolleyes:
OK, I’m falling through the cracks now. http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/results?quizzyid=12132002108180128788&userid=0
Which is just about right, actually, given the various compatability axes.
Hrmm… I’m not such a good test-maker, it seems. Your link just sends me to my homepage.
Can you tell me what your percents were? Sub, Perv, Pers and Disq?
Edit: Raw numbers, not percents.
Edit 2: No, if we were completely incompatible it should list you as “Nemesis.” The “Through the Cracks” is just a safety net option.
Seems I’ll have to spend some time making a more thoroughly-made test in the near future.
A woman of high standards, indeed.
Okay, now I have to see what I have to answer to get “Nemesis.”
I remember it was 0% in personality, pretty high in perviosity, 0 in dealbreakers (now that you changed it), and ummm I forget the rest.