She is such a lucky kitty to have landed with such a wonderful grumpy old man like you.
You’re going to tell everyone that you are only worried about her because your wife will fret and everyone will nod their heads in agreement while secretly rolling their eyes.
Hubs adds a tablespoon of warm water to their gooshy fud to help them stay hydrated. One of our vets told him that it is good for their kidneys and he has never forgotten.
Do it. Seriously, everyone needs one. At the very least, you will save money on terlit paper.
I guess this gets filed under the joys of renting. You don’t need to start looking for a repair guy, you just have to call the guy who calls the guy.
Good times are always good 
I just got a reminder text that I have to go to work tomorrow. My boss has been telling folks about the short hours and why, plus put signs up so hopefully folks will know when to show up for their onions and seed potatoes. We still haven’t figured out my pay, I guess we will talk about it again when she is back.
Mrs. Harry had some laundry blueing in the back of her cupboard and told me to not bother to replace it. Usually I would replace something borrowed, but I’m thinking that the layer of dust on the blue bottle says that she won’t miss it and that maybe a big potted plant would make her happier.
(my white cotton gloves, whimple and mask need to be bright white on the 19th. For reasons.)