(Old) A Day Off in the MMP

Dooooooo ittttttt.

You (and your booty) will not regret it.

Dude, I just got home.

That’s so much D’aaaawwwwwww, and also … that’s why we put up with them.

People give my skinny ass crap about buying rice crackers (the quintessential 80s diet food) until I explain that they are delivery vehicles for slabs of cold butter.

… used to be, spoonfuls of Nutella, but their recipe has changed years ago and it is NOT what it used to be.
Yes, I know why, no need to drag the whole “palm oil” thing around … oooh, now THERE’S a fun, distract-y topic!

Oh, lovely, you did not.

Bless your sweet lil’ heart.

No, or if you did, now I don’t remember!

Pics, next MMP?

“Mom will find out!!”

My pizza joint is closed for Easter.

I like to think some of the crew will be celebrating in less-than-Christian ways.

Me?
Imma roll over and go the :smiling_face_with_horns: back to sleep.

(Okay, eventually, when I finally emerge … yeah buddy we blazin’!)

Interesting idea.

We’ll see how Monks approves of such shenanigans.

“I know a guy … who knows a guy.”

  • Every gangsta/mob/druggie movie EVAH

Okay, that’s enufffffffff imma try to sleep now. Luv all y’all.