Do you have to deal with much of “I wanna play [position]” or “My kid wants to/needs to/has to play [position]”? One hears stories of such terrors.
Isn’t it so terribly unfair that women can’t just sidle up to the nearest tree? Well, I suppose technically you could but… Anyway, you should have gone before we left!! 
Retirement? That’s my excuse.
We’re promised low 80s today. I actually closed the house for a little bit yesterday because it was feeling a tad warm. It’s 56° at the moment, so chilly.
Terrible night last night - lots of hallucinations and a real challenge to convince MIL it was bedtime. I helped her get changed into her night clothes and got her into bed, then I crawled under my covers. Less than an hour later, I heard her fall in the bathroom - of course she hadn’t called for either of us to help. She had 3 cuts on her right hand, and because of her blood thinners, there was a mess on the floor, too.
FCD got her band-aided and we got her back to bed, then I gave the floor a quick mop. (It’ll need a proper job today.) I got myself back to bed, trying to wind down after all the excitement, when I heard her opening her dresser drawers. She was digging in the bottom drawer looking for gloves because she told someone she’d come. FCD came in and convinced her to go back to bed, and it was quiet after that.
Except I was so wired, I couldn’t fall back to sleep till nearly 2. So all told, maybe 4 hours of sleep. FCD had to call Hospice after the fall - they’ll be coming today. And now I know why they want us to get a hospital bed for her. Wonder if that’ll happen today.
I’m not sure what other excitement today holds, but MIL will definitely not go to Bible study. She’s in no shape for it physically or mentally. We’ll have to let BIL know she won’t be visiting him, either. Maybe I’ll pick him up and bring him here, depending on his mood. He was really weird when his dad died - not sure how he’ll handle his mom’s deterioration. Must discuss with FCD when he gets up.
Did I mention I jammed my left pinkie when emptying the dryer yesterday? Thankfully it’s not swollen or discolored and I seem to have full range of motion. But it’s one more thing. On the plus side, the batch of sloppy joes I made yesterday smelled really good. There are 2 zip bags in the freezer and a plastic container in the fridge for tonight’s supper. I need to get some buns, since you can’t just eat sloppy joes off the plate. it’s just not done! Nor can you use bread - no no no!
OK, continue caffeination. Happy Saturday!