Y’all inspired me to fire 
up one of my few scented candles, “Juicy Melon” (watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew) and now my home smells sweetly of fruit, and not at all like old lady farts & devil’s lettuce.
Monkey was safely a whole 1.5 feet away, but since he’s snoozin’ the slumber of the innocent, all is well.
{ foof! }
Candle snuffed. Off to SluberLand m’self.