Happy Moonday!
So, you want me to write a book, FCM?
All of them were my favorites, I think.
Or as I once told a friend, they each have something special, and they each have something that makes me want to wring their neck.
Ripple was special though, and I still miss him. We had a bond; he was MY dog. Echo is everybody’s dog.
I had a dog years ago named Yasmine; she was also MY dog. Nobody else could feed her, and there were only a few people who could pet her. She was the brattiest puppy I ever had; her nickname was You’reGonnaDieDog. On nice days I would leave the door open so the dogs could run in and out. She’d be running in the yard, playing with the others, stop to come in the house and pee on the floor right in front of me. When I’d shake my finger at her to scold her, she’d jump up and bite my finger, then give a flip of her tail and run back out with the other dogs.
As an adult, she’d growl at the alarm clock every morning. When I left the house for irk, she’d follow me to the gate, and then take my hand in her mouth and gently pull me back to the house. I called her my hippie, dippy dog. I’m sure she’d have smoked a lot of weed had she been human.
Folly was the best for going places. I could take her anywhere; she was always well behaved and never needed a leash. She was small, part sheltie, but she loved a good trail ride and could keep up with a galloping horse. The only thing on the farm she ever chased was the geese, and they were bigger than she was. She didn’t want to catch them, she liked hearing them hank and flap their wings. Her name was fun to play with and we could Folly Wolly Doodle all the day, or even better, Deck the Halls with Bowels of Folly.
There’s so many though, Charlie, Rusty, Troy, Chauncey, Loki, Sonja, Rex, Monty, Fester, Maggie, Rex, Charles, Mackie, Rocky, Sheba. Many of them strays dropped off in my yard with a note attached to their collar. Lady and Trixie from my childhood, and Babe, an ex-bf’s dog who may as well been mine.
Each was special in their own way.
Each a PITA in some way.
Then there were the cats, the birds, the rabbits, and the horse.
There was a time when I had a zoo, but it got to be too much.
Especially one night when the birds got out of their cages and they birds were flying around the house, and the cats were chasing the birds and the dogs were chasing the cats, at 3 in the am, and furniture was being knocked over and the house was chaos, and I was running around catching what I could while my bf was laughing so hard, he couldn’t stand up.
Or the time I opened the door in the morning to find all the baby rabbits (7) had escaped from the hutch. Yasmine took one look, looked back at the other dogs and screamed LUNCH TIME! I was outside at 6am, in my shortie nightgown, chasing dogs and rabbits through the yard. Much to the amusement of my neighbors. Did you know rabbits can scream? Yes, they can. Loud enough to wake the neighbors.
Five dogs and seven rabbits, got them all under control, and the dogs were most disappointed that there was no lunch. They did help me round up the last bunny, good dogs that they were.
I’ll stick to just one or two species at a time now.
My son is lucky I am too old for this and we don’t have a big yard. I’d love to have a goat, and some peacocks.
Some chickens - fresh eggs are nice.
Donkeys are nice, and maybe a llama.
Zoo is in my blood, but not in my back and knees.
One of my friends in Oregon just got peacocks. I’m so jealous.
I don’t miss the turtle though. I found a turtle in a puddle in a friend’s driveway. A baby snapping turtle. Did you know snapping turtles can jump? Well, they can, and they are very aggressive. Every time I walked past his bowl he tried to jump out at me.
I didn’t keep him long.
LOL, you’ll never ask me about pets again.