Found the liar.
Oh, my goodness, I was so looking forward to this!
Dang, that’s some serious customer service!
I gotta quit scrolling so fast, I honest to gawd read that as Good Boy Tom Tit … and blunk for a second.
That’s hardcore recipe right there.
{ Shoe has exited the chat }
I learned that 50cent candy from the Corner Sto’ goes a long way with my crew … but doesn’t last long.
Apparently the watermelon gummy things are a hyuuuge hit.
I got maybe two out of the whole bag. 
ETA the sad face was a joke, it really made my heart happy to see them absolutely obliterate my meager offerings.
My god, if I didn’t already love you …
Aw, dammit, now I don’t love you anymore.
(Kidding, of course.)
Yeah, cuz that’s what dogs do. Eat something, throw up, and think, “Imma never do that again.”
Thought absolutely no dog ever.
Apology rejected.
Aw, naw.
I’m not religious, but I understand how important that symbol is. To feel like you have to hide it … that must be emotionally devastating.
But were they minty fresh?