Oldest known joke?

What is the earliest recorded (as in written) instance of a use of language that a historian would have reason to believe was an attempt at humor with no other intended purpose? A qualified entry would have been funny for its target audience but not necessarily to a modern audience (humor being subjective and all, the intent of the author is most important here)

Excuse the wordiness but I want to frame my question in a way that is specific so as to increase the chances of a possible definitive answer.

Oh, and I expect some comedians to show up here. If you’re attempting a serious answer, just give some background as to why you think such-and-such might be the oldest joke. :slight_smile:

oldest one I can remember concerns a Roman emperor who collected taxes on urine from the city urinals (which was used in making felt).

His son asked for money and he handed over a few coins. Thanks, dad, the kid says and walks away. Dad calls after him, Does it smell funny? Kid sez no, why? Dad says That’s funny, it came straight from the urinal!

A Roman Emperor? Surely the ancient Greek comedies pre-date the founding of the Roman Empire.

Of course, REAL humor didn’t exist until the invention of the light bulb.

There must be some examples of Hebrew jokes in the old testament?

I’m thinking more along the lines of puns / homonyms or situational humour.

Abraham being told at the age of 100 that he would father a nation of desendents certainly provokes a ROTFLMAO response… (Gen. 17:17)

Here’s one from 573 AD:

Gregory the Great, on being shown some fair-haired Anglo-Saxon children brought to Rome as slaves, remarked

Non Angli sed Angeli, si forent Christiani.

((If they were Christians, they’d be angels rather than Angles")

I’d think the door beats the lightbulb.
Unless knock-knock jokes aren’t funny!

CMC fnord!

Surely roads and chickens predate doors?

crowmanyclouds:

But how many doors does it take to beat a lightbulb?

I guess it depends on how you define “joke.” The oldest known examples of humor are found in ancient Egyptian graffiti, much of which was scatological or obscene in nature and some of which contained slapstick images like people being pecked in the ass by birds or having bricks dropped on their heads.

As for written jokes as we would recognize them, I don’t know exactly which joke would be the oldest but ancient Greek literature is full of them. The Athenian playwright, Aristophanes (5th Century BCE) was kind of the Kevin Smith of his day. His plays were filled with dick and fart jokes.

Oldest known joke?
Joke about oldest known person. Re: fleas/lice. “Adam hadem” :wink:
Couldn’t resist.

Oldest joke?

“Pull my finger.”

Illustrated here.

Actually that is often cited humorously as the shortest poem rather than the oldest joke, thusly

FLEAS

Adam
Had 'em

Now that’s funny!

First man: My wife went on vacation.

Second man: D’yer mak’er?

First man: No, she went of her own volition.

And how are you pronouncing that?

Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Pronounced as “jamaic-er.” (did you make her?)

Like the title of the Led Zeppelin song. Now you know the rest of the story.

The Epic of Gilgamesh, possibly the oldest known literature, from about 2000 BC, contains a joke of sorts. Gilgamesh has been challenged to stay awake for a week. Instead he falls asleep for a week, and when awakened denies it:

“I was just resting my eyes!”

The master speaks, sorta:

Daniel