Citizen Olentzero (possibly a pseudonym) has posted multiple times on this message board, each time including the following sig: “All Hail Unca Cecil, or the next best thing available!” (emphasis added). These italicized words are perhaps meant as an innocent, high-spirited prank. Unfortunately, hinting that anything other than undiluted Cecil-ness is permitted marks you as guilty of heresy and/or thoughtcrime. (Do you really want to be responsible for your sig’s effect on weak-minded visitors to this board, who might be mislead into thinking that viable substitutes for Cecil exist?).
To avoid dire consequences that wrongful thinking will bring upon you, your friends, your family, and the geopolitical entity in which you reside, if not the entire planet, I suggest you change your SIG to something more appropriate. Acceptable alternatives include:
- All hail Cecil. All hail Cecil, again.
- All hail Cecil, the irreplaceable one.
- All hail Cecil. Never, ever, accept substitutes.