Hehehe… In my mental reading voice, Woodstockybirdbirds’ post was said thru clenched theeth with bits of spittle flying off the corners of his mouth.
But that was just my impression.
Seems to me the Olsen Things would make better super-VILLIANS than heros.
I see a plot line where an evil producer has decided to cast only Mary Kate in a role sans Ashley.
Will the Twins be torn apart by jealousy?
Will Ashley impersonate Mary Kate on the day of shooting, only to be found out by the producer?
Will the secret video “Touched by Bob Sagett” be unearthed by the media and launch the Olsen Twins into fame in the adult film industry?
I think their powers should be to take the shape of other equally annoying people. Remember that these two were actually able to put John Stamos and Bob Saget on TV at the SAME TIME. Just imagine:
Form of…Carrot Top!
Shape of…Gallagher!
or,
Form of…Barnie!
Shape of…a Teletubbie!
I know I’d run off screaming.
-Beeblebrox
“`If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.’”
Why did I have to see the retrocrush link while I’m at work? It’s two hours until I go home. I am so going to be fired!
I think I’ve thought of a pretty useless power for them.
Ashley can transform into Mary Kate, and Mary Kate can form into Ashley.
Thirties musical:
Okay - I’ll take the twin on the left!
But - but Mr Siegerdorfer, we’re a double act. We only work together!
Take it or leave it kid…
We’ll leave it!
No! Actually Mr Sigerdorfer, Ashley will be happy to take up your offer.
What? Mary Kate are you crazy?
I’m sorry Ashley, I was wondering how to tell you. But Chuck, - yes, that’s it, Chuck has asked me to join the Flying Pudendas. I’m leaving the act. Never was a very good act anyway!
Mary Kate!
She’s talking sense kid…
etc etc
Yeah, and I’ll bet these two REALLY like their bananas…