Olsen Twins on SNL: I gotta work!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I won’t be able to be home to watch this.

Anybody willing to tape this for me? Anybody?

It seems to be this weekend, and I just saw an ad for it. Email me at dijonwarlock @ yahoo.com.

I know, I know…gibbon-faced imps. But should I really feel obligated to apologize for being more evolved than yourselves? Should I?

Really?

2

Okay, so I was drunk.

Still…anybody?

Only bump, I swear.

3

Don’t you own a VCR?

4

Olsen Twins? Feh.

Lindsey Lohan as Hermione with boobs. It’s all downhill from there.

5

I always thought of them as hideous troll dolls.

6

Yeah, but I’ve got no cable, and the rabbit-ears don’t pull in enough of a signal to record from.