Inspired by a LVgeogeek about getting a large, muscular cat into a kitty carrier being a possible Olympic event, I’ll post a few of my thoughts, and let the teeming millions have at it. Feel free to include the basis of judging, or any other colorful commentary. Man statements imply number of people-gender open.
Cat into carrier (above)
One man giving a cat a pill
One man through four man cat bathing [Hushed announcer voice]This is an event in which Donna excels, Frank. Look at the scars on her forearms! [/voice]
Dog walking (must be conducted with a non-obedience trained dog over a course including food, cats, something dead to roll in, things to pee on, and similar distractions)
Changing a poopy diaper
Washing a sinkful of dried crusty dishes, pots, and pans
Changing a flat tire in the rain
Synchronized lawn mowing [Announcer voice]Ahh-Jeff scalped that last mogul, he’s sure to lose points [/voice]
What other events could folks like you and me perform to excellence?
