Omegaman, paragraphs are your friends (mild)

[QUOTE=Guinastasia]
Please, for the love of GOD, use them.
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I agree! In fact, his lack of paragraphs causes me so much eyestrain, I can only relieve it by gouging my corneas with a potato peeler dipped in hot sauce. Then the whole racism thing… well, don’t get me started. Racism is so horrible that its very existence causes me to shiver controllably with tortured weeping, to the point where the racked spasm of my body can only be checked by using a nailgun to secure my arms to the tabletop, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to type this, and it’s already difficult enough because the keys are sticky with smeared blood, tears and hot sauce. And when 2.5 inches starts a thread, the horror of it partly sears my soul, with the rest being seared by the blowtorch I must sweep across my body to expiate the sins that his postings arise in all humanity and which I must purge on their behalf. And Liberal, well… he’s okay.

[sub]In memory of VCO3/TLDR…[/sub]

You know who else didn’t use paragraphs in his writing? Francis Grainger.

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
You know who else didn’t use paragraphs in his writing? Francis Grainger.
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Also, Hitler.

[QUOTE=Frank]
An ontological proof of retraction?
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Not necessarily.

[QUOTE=Giraffe]
Also, Hitler.
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That’s true. He also typed Mein Kampf without the use of spaces or punctuation, because he typed using his dick.

[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
I agree! In fact, his lack of paragraphs causes me so much eyestrain, I can only relieve it by gouging my corneas with a potato peeler dipped in hot sauce. Then the whole racism thing… well, don’t get me started. Racism is so horrible that its very existence causes me to shiver controllably with tortured weeping, to the point where the racked spasm of my body can only be checked by using a nailgun to secure my arms to the tabletop, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to type this, and it’s already difficult enough because the keys are sticky with smeared blood, tears and hot sauce. And when 2.5 inches starts a thread, the horror of it partly sears my soul, with the rest being seared by the blowtorch I must sweep across my body to expiate the sins that his postings arise in all humanity and which I must purge on their behalf. And Liberal, well… he’s okay.

[sub]In memory of VCO3/TLDR…[/sub]
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<golf clap>

I still miss that guy though :frowning: And I don’t retract that!

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
I […] will attempt to structure my posts while keeping the proper rules of grammer in mind.
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Thanks O. Oh, and be a good lad and run them through a spell checker on your way, would you? Ta.

[QUOTE=Liberal]
I retract what I’ve posted here as well.
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Yeah, but do you renounce it?

[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
I agree! In fact, his lack of paragraphs causes me so much eyestrain, I can only relieve it by gouging my corneas with a potato peeler dipped in hot sauce. Then the whole racism thing… well, don’t get me started. Racism is so horrible that its very existence causes me to shiver controllably with tortured weeping, to the point where the racked spasm of my body can only be checked by using a nailgun to secure my arms to the tabletop, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to type this, and it’s already difficult enough because the keys are sticky with smeared blood, tears and hot sauce. And when 2.5 inches starts a thread, the horror of it partly sears my soul, with the rest being seared by the blowtorch I must sweep across my body to expiate the sins that his postings arise in all humanity and which I must purge on their behalf. And Liberal, well… he’s okay.

[sub]In memory of VCO3/TLDR…[/sub]
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You forgot:

“Why don’t black people use paragraphs?”

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
You know who else didn’t use paragraphs in his writing? Francis Grainger.
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DO YOU MEAN THE POSTMASTER?

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Yeah, but do you renounce it?
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I retracted my renunciation because I had already renounced my objection to the rejection of my retraction. But I will be willing to amend the change to the supplemental attachment that modified my original reiteration of my first retraction of the objection I made to the objection I read after the previous rejection of my initial retraction.

[QUOTE=Liberal]
I retracted my renunciation because I had already renounced my objection to the rejection of my retraction. But I will be willing to amend the change to the supplemental attachment that modified my original reiteration of my first retraction of the objection I made to the objection I read after the previous rejection of my initial retraction.
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head asplodes.

Let Omegaman do what he wants.

That style of writing just signals us to skip to the next. :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Frank]
An ontological proof of retraction?
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blink blink Did someone say ontology?

'Cause ontology is sexy.

I have a t-shirt that says so.

“Nurse, retractors.”

[QUOTE=Sattua]
blink blink Did someone say ontology?

'Cause ontology is sexy.

I have a t-shirt that says so.
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Mine came with a typo. It says oncology is sexy.

[QUOTE=Giraffe]
Also, Hitler.
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Good one Giraffe!, I know your still stinging from that tongue one the other day, you smart ass you. :wink: You remember what I told you that time when you called me out on my punctuation, don’t you. I’ll just bet you do. You greasy little weasle you. You crack me up man.

Just what I needed too. A good laugh. :smiley:

[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Mine came with a typo. It says oncology is sexy.
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Mine has a bleeding heart on the front of it and the back quotes MCR: % Baby I’m just sexy from the chemo %

[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Yeah, but do you renounce it?
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Why? Is it SATAN!!!

A little church lady action for you.