Prepare for hours of mirth: Texts From Last Night
" i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me."
" i think im in thre room next to you"
:eek:
This only works with British people. Americans don’t txt in complete sentences and words.
“Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo”
There is much wisdom there.
“my mouth tastes like poor choices”
(870): do you think it i’m gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
(1-870): well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
(870): what chic?
(815) Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won’t come off?
(1-815) You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
(770): I just barfed on his mom.
(404): You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I’m playing the sound guy on a porno set…
I’ve done videography and sound for a closed set. Let me know if you need a director.
What do the triple digit numbers mean?
Last three digits of the phone number? Relatively anonymous.
(925): so explain again why im purple
(617): no
Porn is love you can see.
Fantastic.
Area code where the text originated.
For a second there I thought it was “Texas from last night”.
It’s still pretty funny.
Getting back to the thread title, I’ve got all of it except the loincoln part. “OMG. I’m shitfaced on Lincoln” seems unlikely. Or do kids huff pennies nowadays? I’m so out of touch.
(805): Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
(1-805): Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Ah, yes… the stuff of many a Romantic Comedy plot 
I’m guessing Lincoln is the street where the shitfacing is currently happening.
I’m alos guessing I won’t be getting much done at work this morning!
(843): so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
(206): Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
BTDT!
My favorite