It’s not that it’s a “these days” thing, it’s that it’s not a “this country” thing. I’ll guess those are UK-based texts – that’s the home of gingerism.
You know a particular brand of prejudice is beyond laughable when it’s practically unknown in the U.S.
This one made me LOL
“Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad”
Did it start with Fergie? 
(918): Can’t talk. I’m at the Tulsa Sheriff’s office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I’m the only one that voted for Obama.
(515): I bet you’re the only one who could read the ballott.
(546): Just did shrooms. Don’t feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing’s happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
South Park hates ginger kids as well, it’s not just a British thing.
That website is wonderful, but a lot of them don’t seem genuine.
ETA: Gingers aren’t just redheads. It’s the redheads who are absolutely covered in freckles.
Indeed, any bladed weapon goes poorly with alcohol, as I once found out the hard way. That wound would not stop bleeding.
Also I thank that “(415): Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.” is the best one yet.
ETA:
“(718): OMG. Drunk.
(662): I’m so glad you fill me in on these things.
(718): Sorry. Must’ve been trying to twitter.” is also great.
This one just makes me cringe…
(312): I’m peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
My guess is no…
(323): just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Oh, fuck. :D:D:D:D:D
(205): Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Nevermind.
Or (in UK) “ginger” = “ginger beer” = homosexual.
“(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She’s still sleeping next to me butt naked. I’m afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.”
Is that rhyming slang? Queer → ginger beer → ginger?
Yes. “Rhyming” slang omits the actual rhyming word (from a well-known phrase that would rhyme if used in full) at least as often as not. Hence “syrup” = “syrup of fig” = “wig”, etc.
/hijack
‘syrup of fig’ is a well known phrase?
What is it?
Someone hear something?
Well, to be specific, it’s a back-formation from “syrup of figs”, a popular non-prescription remedy for constipation.
(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
In other news, “Omk” may not be a typo at all.
ALERT!!
This page is still updating. The newest stuff is at the top. Lots more new stuff since I first read it!