Omnibus Evil MFers in the news thread

From the story:

Maybe it’s just sloppy reporting and he wanted them to ask her questions to track down the creep, but that’s not what that reads like.

Ah. I thought that meant “Realize this was a crime and she was the victim,” but your interpretation makes sense too

I think the rest of the quote you left out is an even stronger argument for your case.

and then suggests “reality is” there isn’t much he can do.

In other words, he felt he couldn’t stop her so asked the cops to do it.

Boston College suspends its swimming and diving program indefinitely, due to entirely innocent team spirit-building activities.

“Freshmen members of the Boston College swimming and diving team were allegedly directed to binge-drink alcohol, then consume their own vomit, the school’s student news outlet, The Heights, reported Thursday, citing a letter it obtained.”

They just don’t want the alcohol to go to waste.

“Sam Adams… Even better the second time.”

I made a meal for a bunch of friends who were visiting and overconsumed alcohol. After I’d served everyone, I announced, “if that stays down, there’s plenty more”.

“Know your audience” is one of the maxims for success in showbiz. You da Man!

People should be more forgiving of the mistakes of others. Who doesn’t occasionally speed, or cheat or their taxes, or strangle someone to death with a chain, chop them into pieces, and leave behind their head and dick in a bucket?

Jesus ‘DAD’. Your defending the women that cut off your sons head? Just how bad was your son? On second thought, I don’t want to know.

He was into meth, apparently, but still that’s a drop in the bucket (oops, phrasing) compared to what Taylor did.

I used to have a co-worker who used this as his favorite joke. If there was a news headline like, ‘Man dismembers entire family, cooks and eats them in front of neighborhood children’, he would say very reasonably, “Well, let’s hear his side of it. Maybe he had a good reason.”

Always made me laugh, especially when uninitiated new people were around.

Maybe he was doing research to make a sequel to Eating Raoul.

If Taylor gets a cellmate, I wonder how well she’ll sleep at night.

Thoughts: it must take a great deal of strength to achieve a decapitation with a bread knife. Not surprising that a discriminating butcher takes the best parts to go.

Determination and will power, given time, can make up for a lack of muscles.

Depends on what it is. I have a foot long serrated bread knife that is pretty sharp. You could probably cut tendons with it.

Not that I’d know…

According to our own @Qadgop_the_Mercotan, you can sever a human head with only a scalpel, some anatomy knowledge, and a little patience.

What if you’re in a hurry?

Use the power scalpel. Stihl makes a whole line of them. :spurting severed limb stump:

Yet more ignorance fought! Now I just have to see if I can buy a full-length clear plastic suit on Amazon…