Done.
And, lest we forget, omnibus.
I was gonna buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo the whole thing but Morgenstern omnibus omnibus omnibus morgenstern omnibus thread omnibus omnistern morgenbus.
Can I start an “Ask the Omnibus” thread?
Requiescat in Omnibus
Dominus nabiscum, Nabisco. Esperitu sanctum. Dey gas da bus.
Me gas da bus. You gas da bus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.
Omri the Omnipotent Omnibus ominously intones: “Ommmmmm…”
Alius bus unus invehitur,
Alius bus unus invehitur,
Et venit ad se,
Et venit ad se,
Alius bus unus invehitur
Fucking Omnibus, YES
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GOD, I FEEL **FREE **NOW! I’m posting naked all day!
Thank you Bo!
ormniboos!
You’re either on the omnibus or off the omnibus.
Naked Morgenstern? Is there a way to put a poster on ignore until they put their sweatpants back on?
Or maybe this is one more reason I need a butler. “Wadsworth, please hide from me any discussions where posters are naked, especially overweight and naked, or where the term ‘omnibus’ is used without the gravitas it deserves.” “Very good, sir. But if I may be of assistance, I would inveigh against your habit of inserting latin terms into daily speech. It hearkens of a desperation to appear literate, especially when you speak them in italics. In your previous request, the word ‘gravity’ would suffice.”
I have written Merriam-Webster and requested I be given the copyright to the word omnibus. They are experiencing some financial difficulties and offered to sell me the word for $2,500.
I intend to start a GoFundMe page and request donations, and I will thank, personally, all of you suckers for donating. Break out the wallets. Thank you.
Once I perfect my copyright, I intend to enforce it. Anyone not using omnibus © 2018 Morgenstern, . Will be reported. Even omnireported to the omnimods.
I feel empowered. Like Shags in a whore house empowered. Life is great.
Malkovich.
Moved to MPSIMS.
You gonna take that Spicy? Send it to Café society. Trust me.
Is this like the time John Malkovich crawled into his own head?
