Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Re the above, this:

The relevant part:

Ericksen has opposed vaccine mandates and pushed the state to ease many social-distancing measures enacted to fight the new coronavirus pandemic.

Ericksen missed more votes on the final passage of bills out of the Senate this year, according to earlier reporting by McClatchy. For some of those missed votes, he was in El Salvador, where he was observing elections that took place Feb. 28. Ericksen said he was in El Salvador at the invitation of the country’s vice president.

There’s no rule prohibiting senators from being out of the state, Secretary of the Senate Brad Hendrickson confirmed.

However, at the time, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommended travelers avoid all travel to El Salvador, where levels of the disease were “very high.” Ericksen said in a text message at the time that he took “multiple” COVID-19 tests and “all precautions.”

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I should note that I rarely if ever celebrate someone’s death — even in the Orange Peril’s case my reaction will probably be akin to feeling of peace that descends when you stop hitting yourself on the head with a hammer — and I do feel for his family. That said, @Euphonious_Polemic’s final comment does seem to apply.

He was coughing during his testimony.

And the Darwin Award winner count continues to climb.

Grave is Doug

(but you can make jokes about it, right?)

I am vaxxed, boosted and where a mask when in stores. That said, from what I can tell from reading, there is a non-zero chance that at some point I’d test positive - this shit is endemic and (especially but not only for the vaxxed/boosted) often times asymptomatic.

Yes, all the more reason to take it seriously and take all available measures.

When all you have is a hammer, an oxygen tank looks like a nail, until it explodes

According to the State Fire Marshal, a man was outside of his home in the 100 block of Delaware Avenue beating on an oxygen tank with a hammer.

“Sir, why were you striking an oxygen tank with a hammer?!”

“That sumbitch had it comin’.”

I wonder what Mr. Hammer’s blood alcohol content was.

Since: Patriots who are forced to be on ventilators (to shut them up, not because of some hoax “disease”) consume oxygen,
And: Oxygen comes in cylinders,
Therefore: Oxygen cylinders are part of the Deep State conspiracy against Real Americans™ and must be destroyed.

Makes just about sense as what will turn out to be the real reason (if any).

The oxygen tank was at fault here. It had a duty to retreat, not stand its ground and just explode.

If he wasn’t shouting like Animal from The Muppets then this was a wasted opportunity.

I dunno.

That poor destroyed oxygen tank was the victim here, and here you are victim-blaming.

But, but…if you dilute the oxygen with air 10,000 times and then repeatedly hit the tank with a hammer the molecules will “remember” the oxygen and become even MORE potent.

Homeopathy for Dummies. Definitely for dummies.

You know oxygen ”proving” is probably a thing.

My first guess would be that the valve was stuck. Maybe stuck as in he didn’t have the grip strength to turn it.

There could be some sad and deeply ironic story here. “A man whose mental capacity was diminished through cerebral hypoxia in an earlier stroke was injured today when he attempted to open the stuck valve on oxygen cylinder by bashing it with a hammer.”

Sounds not unlikely, IMHO.