Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

The DOJ task force which was organized to investigate threats against election workers has arrested the first person. A guy from Texas who was encouraging people to murder election workers in Georgia.
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/doj-task-force-on-election-worker-threats-makes-first-arrest

He posted all that stuff in an ad on Craigslist? Under his own name (offering a reward)? Yes, definitely a stupid MFer.

I’m glad there is such a task force, even if it only lasts as long as Democrats control the DOJ, and even if other less stupid threats continue to exist.

One good loyal Patriot deer hunter in camo and a rifle can send a very clear message…

Once again these jaspers have sullied the word “patriot” beyond all redemption for at least a decade.

Two passengers on a United flight from Newark to Tel Aviv decided that they would prefer to sit in business class instead of the seats they paid for, then, according to the report, “rioted” when told they had to return to their original seats. The flight had to be turned around and landed in Newark and then canceled.

123 passengers on this flight, who had to re-arrange plans, and fly the next day.

I suggest that instead of a fine, the unruly passengers be stripped to the waist, and each of the other 123 folks be given a nice stout stick. The idiots must then slowly walk down the line and each passenger gets to whack them as hard as they can. I bet they would not make it past passenger #25.

stupid assholery

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/01/21/us/new-york-antisemitic-incident-arrest/index.html

She walked well out of her way just to harass a child.

Why only stripped to the waist? That leaves out all the fun parts.

“stripped to the waist” could mean that they still leave their shirts on

I have to imagine that Madison Cawthorn is no stranger to this thread. His latest contribution:

[And, no: apparently ‘polishing his pistol’ was not a euphemism]

Strip to the waist.

Start with the socks.

Probed up the anus, curiously through the intestines, bypassing the esophagus…

The “Freedom means that I get to do whatever I want, and if you try to stop me you’re oppressing me” virus is worse than COVID these days, and running rampant in many of the same populations.

And John Stockton is an anti-vax nutter:

Stockton: There have been [looks at Heinz bottle] FIFTY-SEVEN NBA players that have dropped dead on the court!

Glad to see John Stockton popping up in multiple threads. Noting his CT stupidity belongs in many threads. And since he is worried about his image (from the interview), I hope one of these threads works its way up Google’s search algorithm.

Different Stupid MFers:
This weekend I listened to a recent This American Life: Talking While Black

It is depressing to hear what is happening from the racist right, who also all happen to be snowflakes that want to ban children’s books because they are teaching CRT (not!) and making their precious white kids feel bad. The woman they interviewed in Act 2 is the Karenest of all Karens that ever Karened.

And a print article for those that want to read about it:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-tries-to-buy-baby-for-250000-in-walmart-checkout-line-police/ar-AAT2Hpy

A woman in Crockett, Texas, is accused of attempting to purchase a stranger’s baby for $500,000 at a Walmart earlier this month.

The child’s parent told police that on January 13, she was waiting at the store’s self-checkout line with her one-year-old son sitting in the shopping cart, according to The Messenger , a local news outlets that cited an affidavit from the Crockett Police Department.

Never mind.

What happened to the “delete this post” option?

It was being abused, so it got disabled.

Donald Jr has something to say, and says it in a video on Facebook:

Far be it for me to suggest that Trump Jr might be abusing some inappropriate substances, but that’s actually the most charitable explanation for this.

“Sho Biden”?? His eyes are glassy and not fully open, he is weaving, he has trouble finishing sentences-this dude is totally out of it.