Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

This. When in doubt, when it comes to the Dutch, money to be had trumps almost everything.

I had to check that article to see if the employee’s name was Dale Gribble.

Given the height difference between the top of the car and the top of the target vehicle’s hood, I’m guessing the target vehicle is actually a truck and the driver has been through this before.

“An employee of a Manteno pest control company has been arrested after his manager after found three guns . . .”

Depends on what kind of “pests” you aim to control.

Interesting tidbit I learned this morning:

Because Jeff’s new yacht is so big and shitty, it also needs a second “shadow yacht” that will tag alongside it. It will carry crew and other personnel and private additional space for meetings and entertainment. It’ll also house a helipad. Talk about embarrassing. You build the largest sailing yacht in the world and you have to get a second one because not all of your stuff fits.

Uh. Wow.

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Delusional scumbags gonna keep on delusionally scumbaggin, with the following being the fruits of their labours…

And for crying the fuck out loud - not much of a policing solution in sight, then?

Imagine if this keeps on indefinitely so that eventually the miltary becomes an increasingly viable option. While I can’t see such a confrontation ending well, if push comes to shove, I don’t know if I can think of any other resolution to bring this toxic shit to an end.

Utterly fuck this shit, by too much.

1 peons
2 hookers and blow
3 At least they won’t have to swim across.

Sorry, but my first reaction was that Canadians are just too darn polite to tear gas and fire hose anyone…

I’m joking around because I don’t have a solution. This is a tragedy.

When the inside of your yacht is 90% filled with a giant ball pit, there isn’t room for a lot of other things.

Bring in a squadron of those huge Skycrane helicopters with the huge grappling hooks, and physically pick up all the trucks and drop them in Hudson Bay.

Or, to add insult to injury, New Jersey (looks like it’s actually closer to Ottawa than Hudson Bay).

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eta: Ooh, Steeny Kill Lake, NJ is about 500km from Ottawa, and looks big enough to submerge all those trucks.

And how are the truck drivers going to explain their salvage operation road trip to the Border Gestapo?

They frown on feeding the polar bears.

Desantis you useless fuck-knuckle…

And not just that putz - Jim Jordan, DJT, Elon Musk (you fucing idiot putting yourself in this company - not really surprising me, though), as well as other re-puke-icans like Ken Paxton.
oooooooo oh no :scream: :scream: :scream: they’re going to - welp - investigate into the matter! Hope they brought their Elmer Fudd guns. Fucking corrupt-as-fuck idiots.

They describe it as a “sailing yacht”, which makes me curious about this: if it actually has yards and sheets and spars and large cloth things for moving forwards, what must it be like to navigate a helicopter around all that? Perhaps @Johnny_L.A could tell us what nightmares this might give him.

Well, there’s a reason those old man-o-war ships weren’t aircraft carriers . . .

https://sdmaritime.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/IMG_01931HMS_Surprise.jpg

From the link:

Because Jeff’s new yacht is so big and shitty, it also needs a second “shadow yacht” that will tag alongside it. It will carry crew and other personnel and private additional space for meetings and entertainment. It’ll also house a helipad. Talk about embarrassing. You build the largest sailing yacht in the world and you have to get a second one because not all of your stuff fits.

It sounds like the helipad is going to be on the support yacht.

It is.

How will they move people and things back and forth between the Big Yacht and the Little Yacht?

With an even littler yacht.

It’s yachts all the way down.