Wow, are Republicans dicks and liars.
He would have been concerned if it was BLM or Antifa. But not concerned at all about an insurrection where actual humans were killed.
I recall some banter by Tom Lehrer when introducing one of his silly songs. It went something like this:
… Bob majored in Animal Husbandry.
Until they caught him at it one day. {pause for laughter}
Dr. Samuel Gall, in the intro to “In Old Mexico”.
And here I thought it was his friend Hen3ry (the 3 being silent) who was the animal husbandry expert. No?
No, AIUI “Hen3ry was financially independent, having inherited his father’s tar-and-feather business, and was therefore able to devote his full time to such intellectual pursuits as writing. I particularly remember a heart-warming novel of his about a young necrophiliac who finally achieved his boyhood ambition by becoming coroner.” (from “We Will All Go Together When We Go”)
Got it! Th3anks for set3ting me strai3ght.
Which one had 4 M’s and a silent Q?
Not if you’re Kenneth Pinyan
Not that I often have reason to go to Enumclaw but I can’t even think of the place without remembering that case. It’s not a good thing for your town to be known for.
Well, they did have an actual Herfy’s until a couple years ago. FWIW.
If I want Herfy’s (they do have great shakes) I can go to Kent (that’s not far from me). I think the last time I went to Enumclaw was to drop something off at the dump (sorry, “transfer station”). 
Unfortunately, he didn’t mount the horse, the horse mounted him.
True. But it’s one of my favorite Darwin Award stories, and I’m always looking for a place to insert that link
Right, but then you would have to go to Kent.
Yeah, but this thread is “Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread”. It’s not “Omnibus Stupid HFers in the news thread”.
How… how…?
How is it one of my favorites?
Just the sheer oddness and depravity.
How do I insert it?
A little more carefully than the late Kenneth Pinyan did.
The Uber driver should remarkable constraint for not driving head on into a tree.
Didn’t seem like this one got covered here.
The video is short and IS the story.
NSFW: Language
Wow.