Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Didn’t read your cite. Here’s mine (adblocker blocked)

The TSA mandate was announced in January 2021, though U.S. airlines have required passengers to wear masks since May 2020, a few months into the coronavirus pandemic.

So it looks like it was originally just the airlines (who absolutely have the right to do that, let them sue the airlines and see if they ever fly again), and then mandated by President Biden via TSA.

eta: having scanned through your cite, FAA certainly seems to have authority over airplanes. Perhaps TSA’s authority is only over airports.

The UK’s Secretary for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport shows off her knowledge of the “Digital” part of her job by literally asking Microsoft to “get rid of algorithms”.

What an absolute shitshow this Government is.

Everyone who wears a mask is at least half faceless.

Perhaps she thinks aigoritms were named for that awful dude who used to be Vice President of the US?

Not sure Al Gore has rhythm…

I don’t think Tipper does. PMRC wasn’t about the lyrics. She was just jealous.

I got rhythm.
I got rhythm.
I invented the internet.
Who could ask for anything more?

In Al Gore’s defense (not that he needs me to defend him [NB: Oh, he definitely needs somebody to defend him; it just isn’t me]) … syncopated is still a rhythm:

When you hear sweet syncopation
And the music softly moans
T’ain’t no sin to take off your skin
And dance around in your bones

—Tom Waits

Ford is building a massive plant in Tennessee, 15 minutes from the small town of Mason. Mason is majority black, but for most of its history, the entire city government was run by white people. The entire white government was recently replaced due to massive fraud, even though the state government approved their budgets for the entire time the white people ran it. Now that black people are running the town, the state has told them that they are going to need to give up the town charter, due to a pattern of badly run government. Giving up the charter basically wipes the town off the maps. The state officially took over the town yesterday despite the town government’s objections.

What I’d like to see next…

“Now that racists from the state are running the town, the Feds have told them that they are going to need to give up the town charter, due to a pattern of badly run government.”

This guy accidentally sold an NFT for a fraction of a penny - the bot that bought it sold it for 2/3s of a million dollars.

Pics* or it didn’t happen.

Also, please link to an explanation of what an NFT of a rock is.

*(by which I mean “pics of the rock”)

Apparently these are virtual rocks that only exist within the context of a blockchain game.

A game? Like Donkey Kong? Candy Crush? Wordle?

Read the boingboing link. AFAICT, blockchain is about creating unique digital entities using elaborate, intense computation processes – similar, in some ways, to pgp encryption keys. The rocks are made this way and “exist” as unique abstractions. It is not a game in the sense of a Farmville or WoW, far nerdier than that. I think you need a pretty high-end GPU to keep up.

Hopefully someone will show up and explain how dreadfully I have fucked up my explanation.

Ya gotta be stoned to think this should be worth money.

Or, maybe, just have schist for brains.

Coprolite.

I have a sceeenshot of the time I got the Wordle word on my first submission. There can’t be too many of those…