Is there a brand of beer infused with copious amounts of asparagine?
I’m sure there are any number of beers that would pair well with various asparagus dishes.
Congressman Nimrod tries to take a loaded gun through airport security.
I am impressed that they caught it.
Congressman caught bringing loaded gun through airport security (msn.com)
This is the second time and all he got was a fucking ticket?
Technically he is a terrorist, inasmuch as he supported and apologizes for the Capitol Squalltroopers, but we are not allowed to openly call him that since he has not be convicted of being or terrorist, so the TSA are required to continue to treat him as an innocent AWG. “I forgot it was in there” is still an acceptable excuse for average white guys, with no limit on number of incidents.
I think it’s a fairly open secret that attempting to carry a gun onto a plane doesn’t generally result in prosecution.
Cawthorn’s a bit of a disgusting fuck. This was probably a performance to generate campaign donations, and shore up votes, from his less-than-cerebral-giants base.
TSA should through these dumb fucks to the ground, handcuff them and through them in a tiny room for a while and make absolutely sure they miss their flight.
just jam a stick in his chair and leave him in the middle of the concourse
Don’t do that. There’s way too much actual mockworthy material on Cawthorn to have to resort to cheap ableist jokes.
There was talk that suggested throwing (him) to the floor – I was merely pointing out (in my ham-fisted sort of way) that in his case, that would be a very bad look.
Tell him to bring his gun into Canada, and when the border guards take it, he should loudly tell them to respect his 2nd amendment rights. Maybe boast about how important he is. That will end well.
I want to apologize for through/throw. But I am on vacation in Hawaii getting a bit, um, tippsey. And I’m a poor speller to begin with.
Carry on.
I love you, bro. And agree with what you (mis)typed. Enjoy your vacation!
In Hawaii but still visiting us. Man, I feel the love.
(or am I confusing that with addiction?)
We’re everywhere. It’s Dopeworld!
Goddam tourists
Just cannot leave stuff lay, gotta take it home for a souvenir.
It doesn’t say in the article, but I bet they are from Florida.
One man was taken to hospital for treatment for injuries sustained as he tried to flee the area over a baggage carousel, the Israel Airports Authority said.
Definitely sounds like Florida Man.
Or Clark Griswold.
National Lampoon’s Israeli Vacation just begs to be made.
I got the impression that that person was a bystander who heard “boomy thing” and ran for his life, assuming a terrorist threat.