Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Where Dope Goes 1, Dope Goes All!

Can someone explain to me why a paralyzed Congressman, confined to a wheelchair, needs to have an automatic pistol in the first place?

Sooooo, disability status is a qualifier for gun possession? Color me confused.

There are many reasons to criticize this nimrod, but being in a wheelchair isnt one of them.

So, that wasn’t a factor in his thinking? Every US representative has a 2nd amendment right to take a pistol onto an airplane?

OK, I’ll play devil’s advocate:

Presuming that his eyes and arms work: he needs the pistol more than somebody would whose legs work, because he’s less able than most people to defend himself without a gun.

There are lots of things wrong about trying to take it on a plane; and arguably things wrong about ordinarily carrying weapons in general; but the wheelchair isn’t one of them. It argues if anything in the other direction.

Yeah, I hate to defend that jerk but target shooting is a sport that just about anyone can compete on an even playing field. Women, children and the disabled can operate firearms just as well as a young man.

But one would hope he is not intending on doing any target shooting while aboard an aircraft which begs the question, why he wanted it there.

Here’s a stupid MFer from across the pond.

I understand these meetings can be incredibly boring, but really?

Two female colleagues said they saw Parish looking at porn from his phone, while they were sitting near him. The Conservative Party suspended him Friday over the allegations.

Oh, that’s just because he’s an asshole, it has nothing to do with the wheelchair.

Two moments of madness, unless a moment lasts a lot longer than it ought to.

It’s their fault for being nosy and looking at his screen! /s

Parish actually took responsibility and apologized. I was trying to remember the last time I saw something like that on this side of the pond.

You must not apologize. It is a sign of weakness. Your cause is just and righteous, and you must show strength and persistence in your pursuit of these noble goals. Apololgizing shows admission of wrongdoing, which sullies the purity of your drive toward these most divine and vital goals. Not being a wussy/liberal means never being allowed/having to say you are sorry.

That’s right. Being a right-wing-nut is sorry enough all by itself.

It’s all a big misunderstanding. He was trying to look at tractors.

Well, that fits. I’m sure some of the participants in the videos had huge tracts of land

Juneteenth soul food festival in Arkansas canceled because all three judges are white.

I wonder how rigorous that job search was. I am definitely looking forward to how the late night hosts and SNL are going to cover this.

He probably misspelled “tractor pull” and autocorrect did something nefarious . . . from his history.

Because a bunch of crazed seditionists may storm the capitol and take it over!