Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Instead of writing “nm” you can write “never mind”. It satisfies Discourse and makes you look more sophisticated.

You could also do this. (See the immediately following post.)

nm  

but always as two words lest Frances Bean have her revenge upon Seattle

Are you going to tell us how you did it?

No  

Ya know it’s right there in the quoted post, & n b s p ; (no spaces).

Depending on how one quotes it, you might not see that. If you just highlight the nm and click on the “Quote” button, you won’t see it.

  nm

So why did it work? What is the code saying?

Pay no attention to that post behind the curtain!

No, Just Hershey’s and Kellogg’s.

  

< gives eschereal a blank stare >

I can almost see the back of the wardrobe from here!

Sorcery!

Florida Woman arrested after her 18 month old toddler, wearing only a dirty diaper, was found walking the pit bull out on the street, near a canal. Police have been called to the house 19 times since 2019, and neighbors say they see the baby on his own or walking the dog alone all of the time.

Now that kid needs a gun.

[and new parents]

Why?

He’s got a pit bull.

The pit bull is an odd detail to emphasize in the story.