Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

I think I get the point-There is no such thing as a pit bull.

A cyclist once told a story of being pursued by a gaggle of barking neighborhood dogs when, up ahead, two chows emerged from a driveway, snarling. From behind, two of the pitbulls that had been in the gaggle shot ahead of the rider and took down the chows. Pitbulls have not been bred for attack as much as for dog fighting and are mostly dangerous to people if they have been trained that way. Chows, by contrast, seem to have a natural asshole gene.

Sure there are. Here’s one digging a pit.

That is just a fat goat.

Goat bloat.

No, that picture of “pit bulls” has one in it. It’s the DJ/Producer.

And a reminder for all that we have a pit thread on pit bulls already. It's always a fucking Pit Bull

Also, it is NEVER a fucking pitbull.

Tennessee sheriff tells people not to pick up dollar bills off the ground because they have drugs in them. In what world are people giving away drugs?

Do you even lift bro? That goat has clearly been working out.

I’ve had shredded goat. It looked nothing like that.

And I’m just a bit put off by the billy-us humor.

As a dachshund “mom” I’ll agree with you about the chihuahua, but dachshunds are surprisingly strong and heavy for their size. Their low center of gravity helps, too. An adult could be pulled off their feet, if they weren’t paying attention.

The anti-gun March for Our Lives organization was holding rallies all over the country today. During a moment of silence in Washington, somebody jumped onto the stage and yelled “I have a gun”. People ran.

Honestly, I wouldn’t be too upset if someone shot that asshole.

The Russian Embassy to Canada asked the city of Ottawa to fly the Russian flag in honor of Russia Day. The mayor called it an outrageous request.

The only thing that can stop an asshole with a gun is another asshole with a gun.

Actually, I doubt that person had a gun. My guess is that they were just trolling, which is why shooting them might not have bothered me that much.

I hope they fly the Ukraine flag and light the building in blue and gold on that day instead.

Has to be at least 20 of them. Maybe there were only 19 assholes with a gun around them.

Yeah, the Awesome Button on that one.
Or maybe display the Russian flag upside-down.

Or laying in the street where it may be properly honored.