Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Agreed, but he probably wasn’t movable anyway. The mocking/laughing might push an undecided away from the group, though (although it could do the opposite, of course).

The only time I’ve “been in Seattle” was about an hour in the Seattle-Tacoma airport decades ago. None of your details would have meant a thing to me. But thanks!

Probably not, but I still won’t join in the mocking. Be the change you want to see in the world, and all that jazz.

Proud dude intent upon starting a riot at a Pride event is irate at how police treated his people

Only Negros are supposed to get treated like this!

“Digital devices seized”-oh noes, how will I tweet my martyrdom from in here without my phone?

Vermont Man is arrested for threatening a mass shooting at his daughter’s school if there any any trans people at the school.

The guy has already been served multiple trespass warrants for verbally assaulting people at the school who were wearing masks.

35 year old nurse kills her grandmother by taking her off her insulin and other meds and giving her supplements sold by the MLM company Q Sciences.

She did this because of Jesus and Joe Biden. A couple of quotes from the article.

My goal in doing is to truly be the hands and feet of Jesus. I truly want to help people. And I want to get them off all the crap the the healthcare system puts them on.

Records show the woman’s blood sugar levels repeatedly between 300 and 500 in the several weeks leading up to her death, several times higher than the normal level which is 140 or below. But Sheehan told investigators that she believed older people should have higher blood sugar than young people and that she didn’t care “what Joe Biden says” with his strict criteria.

What are the feet of Jesus known for? Walking on water, I guess. Kicking people with grace and love?

Nope. Got holes innum, they does!

From the article:

“12 days on Q Core, and my 82-year-old grandma is down on her insulin and off her Tylenol,” Sheahen’s online sales pitch allegedly read.

Wait a minute. I think I see the logical flaw in that statement (, FFS).

Hey, you’re right - that completely undermines the idea that a man could walk on water, which made perfect sense otherwise. I am having a crisis of faith!

Well I used to sleep on one of these, and it didn’t help my insulin regulation at all.

https://www.bigagnes.com/Q-Core-Deluxe

They are small enough, though. Have you not seen the ancient video? Each step he takes, there is a fine stream of water squirts up about 3 or 4 feet, but he goes quickly to the other foot in order to stay up. It is quite the thing to watch, but he had very big feet, so that made it a little easier for him.

Fertilizer manufacturers decided to raise their prices, so farmers stopped buying fertilizer, and now the manufacturers can’t get rid of the stuff.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-06-17/fertilizer-stockpiles-swell-as-farmers-shun-high-prices-easing-harvest-worries

Well, fertilizer has other well-known uses too.

At nearly $6 a gallon for diesel? Terrorists can’t afford that!

I’ve been very interested in religion my entire life. This is the first time I’ve ever heard “be the feet of Jesus”. I have absolutely no idea how to even begin parsing that. But I’m willing to bet she’s got the wrong idea of what “being the hands of Jesus” means. Right now the only way her hands is like His is hers has blood on them.

Well, if you want other people to kiss you being the feet of Jesus might be a pretty sweet deal.

Never mind.

Are there ultra-religious foot fetishists that obsess on Jesus’ holey feet? Almost certainly. Do they have a web site? Probably. Am I going to have a look for it? Not a chance.