Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

It is a combination of high color contrast and weird focus. Look at Trump’s tie for example; it’s a solid red stripe.

I did a reverse image search and found another angle of that podium.

Sadly the lectern keeps us from seeing whether the tie goes to his scrotum.

Why is that a sad thing?

Because Trump’s are down by his knees?

Fortunately, the title really says it all:

Y’all Qaeda.

That’s pretty much any random Tuesday in the White Mountains of NH. I suspect it happens in most mountain regions.

People get into trouble all the time up here in Washington State being unprepared in the mountains.

Talk about tone deaf

Willi Unsoeld was prepared for everything except what actually happened.

And it didn’t even work. The yokels in rural IL were not going to vote for a black person no matter what he said.
He got spanked in the primary and alienated a large portion of his current constituency. When his reelection for mayor comes up, he is going to have trouble holding on to his position after selling his soul to the Rs.

I don’t think so. First, look at the vote totals. Way more Democratic voters in a primary where, honestly, there were not a ton of impactful races. Plus, the Supreme Court basically handed Pritzer the reelection. He started hard on maintaining abortion rights right after the ruling. The electorate of IL is strongly pro-choice. That alone, plus his support of PRIDE and his solid leadership during the pandemic is going to make this a landslide.

As an aside - I read that this Governor’s race is the most expensive non-Presidential race in US history.

I found one that works. What a fuckin toady.

Looks like he has the bronzer down but the hair could stand for a bit more work. And, is there a cosmetic surgery procedure to make your hands smaller?

Why isn’t he wearing an American flag pin? I thought that was the law.

‘More prove that globalist warmning is a lib lye!’

Same anywhere really. I used to be a member of Colorado Ground Search and Rescue.

I get people coming down from the top of the pass and walking through my yard or down the road. Not a lot, but enough. Tired and lost. Snowboarders are the worst. “Just exactly how did you expect to get back up?” I drive them back to the top of the pass where they left their vehicle. Once.

The effects of unprepared idiocy are even more pronounced in extreme heat. I spend a lot of time in the Grand Canyon, and it’s astonishing the people you see coming down the corridor trails. People who clearly have not left their couch in decades, elderly people so frail that you might stop to help them cross the street, people who are morbidly obese - making admirable efforts to become more active, but just completely clueless about the difficulty of what they are attempting.

Perhaps a shortcoming of modern entertainment: people are shown doing stuff that they do all the time, making it look easy, and the viewers think, oh, I could do that, no problem.

There’s nothing wrong with adults getting into cosplay.

I’m reading it as ‘grown, ass, man’, that is, in the worse way possible.