I’m sorry, I had to.
First, IIRC, LEOs in Calfiornia have authority throughout the state, not just in their county. Second, isn’t there an INTERPOL Red Notice issued for Polanski?
Republican commits voter fraud.
What a dick.
Nearly twenty percent of the 52,000 signatures needed to put “upstart third parties” on the ballot were “xeroxed copies of other, original signatures within those same records,” the Times Union explained.
Yeah this a metric shit-ton of goofy.
Wayne! How could you?!?! Lieing about slimming gum.
Hoping the plaintiff was named after the peculiar band.
Huh. And here I thought he was just chewing some generic gum instead of eating when and what he shouldn’t.
This is what happens when you cross the Dubble Bubble cartel.
Gretzky got off easy, they’ve been known to send their enforcer, Bazooka Joe.
The Doublemint Twins are femmebots trained to kill.
Don’t ever relax your guard around them.
I’m thinking it would be more like when Paul McCartney was denied a visa to visit the United States because he was fined $240 for growing some marijuana on a farm he owned in Scotland.
One of the “stars” in Dinesh D’ouza’s “2000 Mules”, who keeps claiming to have proof of election fraud but never seems to have any real proof, was kicked out of a gathering where he was going to produce evidence (narrator: He didn’t) because he was carrying a gun.
I don’t think bringing a gun was the story, that happened at the party after the “big reveal.”
The big reveal, however, turned out to be a massive flop, with Phillips merely directing his fans to a partially built website that appears to offer supporters a chance to pay money to see proof of election fraud.
Apparently the student is trying to surpass the master, asking them to pay money up front to see the bearded lady proof of election fraud.
And for a small additional charge, they can be redirected to the Egress.
Dang it. Ninja’d when I took too long to dig up a good site.
I am of the opinion that D’Souza, and others who share his particular distinction, should always be introduced and referred to as “convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza”. Particularly when he is appearing in public and on media outlets, and certainly when being identified on message boards.
Wait. D’Souza thinks the leopards won’t eat HIS face???
Or is this a Cthulhu thing? Getting eaten first to be spared the horror.
A Texas school district ruled that all books which have ever been called for censorship, must be taken off the school shelves until the board has had a chance to study them. That meant they had to take the Bible down.
Somebody must have actually read it.
Not sure this counts as “in the news”, but the “stupid MFers” is dead on. As an aside, does anyone know of a good exit from this timeline?
https://twitter.com/JewishResister/status/1559988561029513221
I recognize where those folks were!
It’s a charming place called Bumfuck, Nowhere.
They were even wearing the traditional garb of their people.
Speaking of Dinesh, I’ve been having an argument on another board about how 2000 Mules has been debunked several times. My esteemed opponent won’t accept cites from Reuters, Politifact, the AP, BBC, or Al Jazeera because they have a leftward bias. But he thinks that Breitbart is more reputable, so that’s his pillar of neutrality.
I like that she thinks James Woods is in on it also - IIRC he is deeply committed to conservative causes.