But you can push her aside without guilt.
Arrgh, it is starting to smell really rank in here – tell somebody in an exit-row to pop that thing out so we can get some fresh air.
So…the corpse was “cleared to proceed into the secure part of the terminal.” And then what? Did they load the body on the plane for the flight home? Or is she still hanging out at Gate A3?
Maybe she wound up in lost luggage.
Then nothing, what better place for a corpse than a place called “the terminal”?
We are a ridiculous species.
Eh, dogs are good people.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
“The media is often biased and will add words that persuade you to think one way or another. Read these two statements made by reporters after the 2020 election,” the worksheet read. “President Trump made claims that the 2020 election was stolen. President Trump made false claims that the 2020 election was stolen.”
“The first sentence is just giving you information,” the sheet added, “while the second leads you to believe he is wrong before you have all the facts.”
The left continues to groom kids, doesn’t it?
Groucho Marx.
Not Burma-Shave?
I’m pretty sure it’s too dark to read inside Groucho Marx too.
He was cremated. But that’s pretty dark on it’s own.
Then I must amend,
I’m pretty sure it’s too dark to read inside Groucho Marx too, except for that one time.
But not inside the Dalai Lama?
Has he found his Inner Light?
Of course! He’s enlightened!
His proctologist has to wear shades!
Groucho always will be a wise ash.