Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Person harassed and threatened Amazon driver

Apparently he used to own a daycare center with his wife (Karen)

From a way back…an ex-bf of mine had a tendancy to get kidney stones, poor boy, and this is exactly how he described it. The pain was there. He could feel it. He just did.not.care.

Very, very loudly.

What do you get when you mix 30 tubs of Crisco with a group of drunken frat boys?

A lot of noise.

Relieved to know I wasn’t the only one!

Oh, Santa. How far you’ve fallen!

The official Libertarian Party Twitter account coming out in favor of Putin.

I guess that means that we don’t have to be concerned about Russian war crimes, or their murder and torture of unknown hundreds or thousands of innocent civilians, because it was not supported by US foreign aid.

Vital Proteins, which is a supplements company owned by Nestle for which Jennifer Anniston is Chief Creative officer, whatever that means. They have been sued so many times for lead and other adulterants in their products, they include Terns and Conditions that they claim are binding before you open the product, which says that you agree to go to individual arbitration instead of suing.

I know I would definitely not want glorified seagulls stuck to me.

Sure, they can say that. I suspect that the whole reason is to trick people into thinking that they can’t sue, not that it actually has any real weight in court.

I still remember once many years ago (probably 2001) the company I worked for at the time had ordered some software I needed to deploy to our computers. When I opened the packaging, on the INSIDE it said something like, “By opening this package you agree to the following.” I remember it well because I almost fell off my chair laughing.

It’s like the old “Do Not Read This Sign Under Penalty Of Law” joke, but for real.

A member of the Russian legislature says that they will consider admitting any US states that want to join Russia.

Then don’t try their sausage; I hear they took a tern for the wurst.

You have got to be shitting me.

When was that ever not the case?

Didn’t another Russian legislator want to admit a US state, Alaska, that doesn’t want to join Russia?

I’d like to think that Russia is not stupid enough to think they are going to annex Alaska but I’m not sure of that.

In the land where a sitting US President wanted to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland, anything is possible.

Florida Men shoot each other’s passenger daughters during road rage.

Allison told investigators that he just wanted to “get out of the whole scenario,” which is why he fired the shot.

You’re in a fucking vehicle.

Drive away.

I hope these guys both go away for a long time, but it’s Florida. And they’re white.