Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

No idea. That was the family name for the royal family of the Kaiser.

Hohenzollern Is a name that derived from Hohenzollern Castle atop Mount Hohenzollern (where the family comes from).

Mount Hohenzollern Is located in Zollernalbkreis.

Zollern does mean “toll” from what I can tell, though of course meanings can depend on context. For example, “fly fishing” generally does not involve extending a fishing rod from the fly of your pants.

My German is really bad and I’m only relying on a very shallow internet search.

Was the bag made out of potatoes? Intended for holding potatoes (how many will fit without the bag ripping apart?)? Or for growing potatoes?

The article is maddeningly non-specific. Is there a government restriction on revealing the woman’s last name?*

*she is described elsewhere as an “evangelical theologian”.

I don’t know the exact law, but yes, crime suspects or accused people are usually only referred to by first name and last name initial in the press in Germany. The police also never releases mug shots like in the USA.

ETA: and I can confirm the MSN story, I’ve read or heard about the case in several renowned German news outlets.

Following another link from that page:

The jury acquitted the man on destruction of property charge, so Elmo’s gonna be just fine.

WTF?

When Elmo say no, Elmo mean no.

You’d think someone his age would be more of a Kermit or Miss Piggy fan. Elmo didn’t even exist when he was growing up. He obviously likes his Muppets young.

I do get a little joy out of picturing his time in prison if he gets two years.

“So, I murdered a few guys, what are you in for?”
Er, mmm, well…

Tickle Me Miss Piggy would probably injure people.

Sure, but that just makes her hotter!

This has been in the news recently because a plea deal was made so the victim won’t have to appear in court.

The stupid part:

According to Paxton Police Chief Coy Cornett, the alleged sexual assault occurred in June 2021 and led to a series of retaliatory fights at Paxton-Buckley-Loda High School, along with threats made on social media and through text messages, after the victim told some of her friends about it on Aug. 20 after classes resumed.

Seven juveniles ended up being charged by Paxton police in connection with the series of fights and threats, which included social-media posts related to a planned shooting at the high school. The series of incidents resulted in an increased police presence at the high school last fall and, eventually, the addition of a school resource officer.

Tulsi Gabbard, campaigning for the Republican candidate for Senate from New Hampshire, compares Biden to Hitler.

Wait, I thought that was supposed to be a good thing? /s

I’m not getting the stupid.

Violence, including a plan to shoot up the school, presumably to defend the girl’s honor isn’t stupid?

Ok, that’s true. The fighting I can understand (not condone) but yes the shooting part is mucho dumb.

It has been said that you can start raging argument on the internets merely by mentioning the most mundane of subjects. Say, “chocolate pudding”. Or, maybe, “kittens”.

It appears that the internets are encroaching on that IRL thing,

A self-described right-wing conservative stuck up for the artist, that was nice.

SovCit dimwit defending himself against “six counts of first-degree intentional homicide, 61 counts of recklessly endangering safety, six counts of hit-and-run causing death, two counts of bail jumping, all felonies, and one count of misdemeanor battery” in Wisconsin: