Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Added another adult at the meeting, “I feel like (she) did a really good job finding excuses to defend the things you put on. None of us are that stupid.”

Well, apparently you are that stupid.

People are assholes.

“Everyone’s accepted at our clinic,” Donati said. “What she (the artist) was trying to say (is that) everyone’s accepted no matter what your background is or who you are. You are loved and accepted and that’s exactly our philosophy with our office, too.”

Bigots can’t stand the idea that everyone should be accepted.

Maybe she should have included a kid in Klan gear?

“Klu Klux Klan Kidz R Special!”

'cause then they can’t be special.

George Floyd’s family have filed a $250 million lawsuit against Kanye.

Darrell Brooks Jr. is the guy who (ok, allegedly) drove through the Waukesha Holiday Parade. He has made the courtroom a constant sounding board for his long, rambling diatribes against… well, no one’s quite sure. Brooks just goes on and on, continuing his screeds even while the judge is addressing him, and finally she told him she’d remove him from the courtroom yet again if he didn’t stop.

No, of course he didn’t stop.

Could we start a fund raising drive to get a gold fringed flag for the courtroom Darrell Brooks Jr.'s trial is being held in?
I haven’t seen a good head assplosion in a while!

I hope they have the money to fight him. Kanye’s pretty rich.

Plus he’ll just change his name again before you’re done filing the lawsuit, and now you’re suing someone who legally no longer exists.

“I am now called Yeye Supreme!”

When you legally change your name for reasons of personal preference, you have to attest that you’re not doing so to defraud anyone, and the notice is published for some number of days so people can pursue debts, etc. (At least, this was the case when I changed mine.)

The chaos unfolded around 7 a.m. Saturday when a “Good Samaritan” neighbor dropped off a package of medication at the Colonacosta’s front door after it was accidentally delivered to him and went home, the sheriff said.

“So what do they do? They think they’re being broken into,” Judd said of the father and son. “Are you kidding me?”

That’s when police say an armed Colonacosta and his son went outside looking for someone they thought was trying to break into their apartment.

Gino Colonacosta, 73, and his 15-year-old son

A 73-year-old man has a 15-year-old son? He had a kid at 58?

Are we sure this isn’t his great-grandson?

Regardless, what the fuck. A lady was being nice and giving them a misdelivered package like a good person would, and was nearly murdered.

Dad/grandfather should be given 20 years, no chance of parole, in the worst prison Florida has to offer. (Which at his age should be a life sentence.)

Son/grandson should be given a psychiatric evaluation and made ward of the state, and placed somewhere he can get help, if it’s at all possible.

But hey, maybe they solved the mystery of why all those postal workers have been vanishing in the area.

About the age of one of my co-workers when he had his son. Second and much younger wife, needless to say.

It’s worse than that. Someone ELSE brought the parcel by. The woman just happened to be parked at the corner.

I guess the lesson learned is that if you’re correcting a misdelivered package, ring the doorbell and tell the person what you’ve done (although that might have merely changed who the assault victim was).

Just throw the fucking thing at the door, from across the street.

Get one of those rubber exercise bands, hook it to your porch columns, and fire!

School board candidate caught masturbating in his truck across from a preschool.

My father-in-law lives in Polk County, so I notice stories from there. It’s the Florida of Florida.

How he got caught, according to the police report:

The way that the truck was parked, positioned across three spaces and shade screened seemed unusual. I got into my vehicle and drove over to the truck to take a closer look.

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