Protect and Serve. See if he needed a hand.
It says he was fondling himself “… in a reckless manor”.
And of course it had to be in Surprise, why am I not surprised.
I can only assume he was wearing a Freddy Krueger glove.
Or was trying to put a little english on it.
Using Worcestershire sauce as a lubricant?
I want to know what was in that medication.
I can only assume when the cop asked him what kind of porn he was watching, he was just looking for him to say anything other than child porn (or arguably worse, ‘pictures I took of those kids over there’). I’m guessing he wasn’t asking for, or expecting, a specific genre.
Also, I’m curious if anything got scrubbed from the report. The cop mentioned that his audio recording device was ‘inoperable’ and Kaufman dropped a another officer’s name.
Late delivery, apparently.
Massachusetts woman arrested for assaulting police with bees.
Shades of Skald_the_Rhymer!
Didn’t the news report say he was watching inter-racial porn? That right there is the only thing that will get the magats to drop him.
Elf on orc action.
i have questions. the woman was not the one being evicted, yes? what happened to the bees? what happened to the dog? where were the evictees?
Icy Hot
To repeat something I’ve said before: do NOT keep K-Y and Ben-Gay in the same nightstand drawer.
Further deponent sayeth not.
Unless you’re into that kind of thing.
That’s sounds kind of hot, to be honest.
Did she also send this package?
I’m 99% sure they’re Republicans, but….Investors in an “Anti-Woke Superhero Movie Get Ripped Off.”
Holy crap, that’s one funny picture!