Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

“Instead of office chair, package contained bobcat.”

Two Hyundai contractors in Alabama accused of using child labor.

Parler sent out an email to its VIPs reporting gleefully that Kanye has bought the company. But the email included all of the recipients’ contact information, and some of the recipients are surprised that they are considered VIPs.

I’ve certainly seen that XKCD before.

But I’m pretty sure that when I’ve seen it before, I didn’t look at the tail of the bobcat.

“Free speech” means we’re going to give everybody your email address!

Right winger who tried to make a superhero movie whose main character wears a Confederate flag, uses the name Rebel, and fights globalists who oppose freedom, loses all of his money because the only financial institution that would deal with him (because of his previous racism and sexism) turned out to be a fraud who stole all of the money.

Hey, my alter ego, Nunya Bizness, has been told they are one of Trump’s top supporters and a VIP for a couple years now, without sending him a dime.

Sometimes even a sleazebag gets to be the hero.

I can’t work up a lot of sympathy for this guy. He was ripping off Wonder Woman and he hates women. I’d be so happy if D.C. sued him on top of this. :rofl:

Gee, maybe they should have approached Donald Trump… er, never mind…

Former Real Housewives of New Jersey participant Siggy Flicker says she is the leader of JEXIT (Jews Exiting the Democratic Party) and will present Individual 1 with a “Defender of Zion” award,

Sounds like another of those fake grassroots things.

A woman who plotted to kill her husband says it was all a hoax to get a reality tv show, and her husband was in on it. He says it’s news to him.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-woman-dalia-dippolito-reality-tv-defense-murder

Climate protesters glued themselves to the floor of the Volkswagen plant in Wolfsburg, Germany. So the plant turned off the lights and the heat and locked the doors.

Well, now she can be on one: Love During Lockup

Furthermore, do not put Kentucky Jelly on a peanut butter sandwich. I don’t know what flavor Kentucky Jelly is supposed to be, but that was the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten all of.

This should be in schadenfreude thread.

There’s a video out there that I can’t find right now of one of these guys super gluing their hand to the ground and then chucking the plastic bottle down a sewer. Kinda undermines your point.

Yeah, sometimes passion overrides common sense. I always wonder what happened to the car they drove to get to the protest.

I can’t link the site cause it is paywalled, but the local paper is reporting about someone who wanted to pet a range cow with the typical bad results. I really wanted to link it because of the comments. I know that about half of any given population is under average intelligence but still and holy cow.

I bet they all rode bikes.

Then after they glued themselves to the floor those bikes were casually and unhurriedly stolen.