Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Birds of a feather…

I’m pretty sure in Downey’s case there was more than just booze involved.

I had a friend in college - one night, he came back from a hard night of drinking, couldn’t get his key to work in the dorm room door, so he decided to pass out sleeping in the hallway, which is where I found him the next morning.

The reason he couldn’t get his key to work is - he didn’t live in the dorms anymore!

You don’t even need to be drunk, just preoccupied: Amber Guyger Given 10 Years In Prison For Killing Man In His Dallas Apartment : NPR

Were the other two beds too hard, and too soft?

He needs to do a charity fight against Mike to make amends.

Ohio man shoots and kills his neighbor because he thought he was a Democrat.

All those silly Democrats/progressives scared of pistol packing Magas. Really, it’s just overreacting. :roll_eyes:

I always take Raw Story with one or two grains of salt.

This appears to be the original story:

The family told the dispatcher neighbor had confronted him before about some perceived political affiliation.

“He has come over like four times confronting my husband because he thought he was a Democrat, Why, why … Please, I don’t understand.”

“Why, why … Please, I don’t understand. Can’t he see we’re not Democrats, we’re just like him!”

If they were, they would have shot him. Maybe first.

So Brett Favre is still in trouble for taking welfare money from Mississippi to build a volleyball facility for his daughter’s school, but new allegations have appeared that he has taken more welfare money for two shady pharma companies he has dealings with.

heres one that was just posted

Note to self when kidnapping and robbing someone looking like a vampire doesn’t mean you can cloud memories like them

I would have never pegged that as a vampire.

It’s not. That’s Raven of Teen Titans.

Here’s someone with a more, uh, faithful cosplay.

The other guy might be cosplaying as a leprechaun though.

36 thousand! Including household members!

If convicted on all charges, Barth is looking at a prison term of anywhere from 31 to 142 years.

How long until this turns up on SVU?

You know the old saying, the family that …no,never mind.

Personal Pet Peeve: There is nothing on that page that tells me where that is, not even the state! Yes, it’s in “Fairbury”. Where da heck is that?

Bonus: every comment is internet spam!

Here:

I’m originally from ~40 miles to the northeast. Not really much to do around there but surely the guy could have found better things to do with his time.