The trainer of the Kentucky Derby winning horse, which tested positive for banned drugs (the horse, not the trainer), says that he and his horse are victims of cancel culture.
And of course, he went on Fox to say it.
If he keeps referring to himself in the third person he most certainly is.
“Glue Lives Matter.”
“Freak accident” is someone letting a freaking moron like this have a gun.
Having lived in Missouri for 20 years, this thinking is all too common:
It moved. It was in the woods. It was during turkey season. So it must have been a turkey. So I fired.
Substitute “deer” for “turkey” and the result is the same, but the range is longer.
This is turkey season?
Whatever he bags is going to be pretty ripe come Thanksgiving.
You mean: Whoever he bags . . . (or is that “whomever”?)
There was definitely a “turkey” present at this incident.
Wild turkeys are pretty yummy every day of the year. Come to think of it, so’s long pig. The secret’s in the dry rub. 
Not to dismiss this guy from being responsible for knowing what he’s shooting at, but there are about 1000 firearms accidents involving hunters each year. (Side note, I think about half of them are hunters shooting themselves.) This guy is clearly a bad hunter; unfortunately what he did is disturbingly commonplace.
You just stand there looking cute
And when something moves, you shoot
- Tom Lehrer
It can happen to anyone!
we shall see if the victim apologizes to the shooter
From the article: This image illustrates an elk hunter in northwest Colorado, 2014.
“Other than the location, the game, and the year, this image perfectly illustrates this story.”
I’ll also point out that stock photo was taken in the Fall. It’s Spring now. Wrong year, wrong time of year. The hits just keep coming.
Good thing our MO hero wasn’t hunting turkeys with a bump stock. Or else the hits would really have kept on coming.
So now they are outright admitting that FuxNews is a disease.
Administrator at a Texas law firm gets fired after he posts threats to shoot store employees who ask him to wear a mask.
I shudder to think what he’d do if they asked him to put on some pants.
Last year.
(quote of Ryan J. Reilly tweet, not from eschereal)
Yeah, a whole 6 months instead of 5 years. I didn’t think Trumpism was that catchy otherwise I’m sure there would have been a Million MAGAts marching on the Capitol.