Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

Good a place as any to put this:

Some of our retired military friends have done some seriously fucked up koolaid drinking.

Apparently a bunch of doddering, oblivious, possibly demented retired military leaders who probably should have just kept to their miserable selves.

Ah, right - the usual alt-right talking points coming into play now - your basic, subhuman (R.) voters, then.

Sure, with toxic, brain-dead buzzards like you - no wonder, eh?

How soon will the rest of the military basically just defecate on you worthless coots?

Some of whom were in the Capitol building on 1/6.

“Domestic”. They’re talking about YOU, you fascist traitorous old coots.

The best part of this is the subject of Moron’s tirade simply laughed at him and drove off. Hats off to you, ma’am.

That article was disgusting. It’s sad when people who pledged to defend their country end up turning on it.

“I don’t think anyone is questioning the legitimacy of the presidential election.” - Kevin McCarthy

Mr. House Minority Leader, you’re not paying attention.

A 28 year old woman tried to pass herself off as a student at a Miami area high school so she could hand out flyers promoting her Instagram page. She was arrested.

Does anyone know the approximate total number of people who fall into the category “retired generals and admirals”? I’m wondering how significant it really is that somebody was able to find 124 of them to sign up to this nonsense.

From a 2006 Slate article:

It’s hard to get good numbers, but the Explainer estimates that about 4,700 general officers are enjoying their retirement in the United States right now.

I could probably opine at some length about what factors may have changed since that time, but my gut tells me that’s going to be in the ball park.

SOURCE

ETA:

(The Army, Air Force, and Marine Corps all use “general” titles. In the Navy, the top four positions are admiral, vice admiral, and two levels of rear admiral.)

How many of them have been confirmed as being former officers?

Thanks. So perhaps we could reframe that article somewhat more positively as

Less than 3% of retired senior officers would openly admit to being seditious morons

Sounds about right.

My alternative surmise about this august little cadre is that – to borrow a line from “A Walk In The Woods --” they were the retired generals who “Would have stormed the Capitol,” but “their doctor just upped the dosage of their beta-blockers and they can’t get off the couch.”

I see the effort to keep this out of the wingnuts’ Wikipedia articles has started. Some anonymous editor of William G. Boykin’s article declared it “biased”.

124 out of 4700. Seems like an appropriate number of dipshits you would in any group that size.

I think LSLGuy put it best in the 7Jan2021 thread

For sale: nice house in Brooklyn. Only $80,000-$100,000.

Or…not.

For added stupidity, one of those stupid MFs is a former HUD secretary. Thanks, Obama!

TL;DR: the median house price in Brooklyn is actually $900,000, not $100,000 as two NYC mayoral candidates appear to believe.

Yeah, I mean I understand why Bill Gates would be clueless about the price of a gallon of milk. But

Mr Donovan has an extensive background in housing policy as he was housing secretary and budget director for president Barack Obama. Before that, he worked as then-New York mayor Michael Bloomberg’s housing commissioner from 2004 to 2009.

And he was off by an order of magnitude? WTF?

Shaun Donovan corrected himself later, saying he was referring to the assessed value of Brooklyn homes. (The NYT says the correct answer is $900,000 for an average home in Brooklyn, so is the assessed value really that much less?)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/disbarment-recommended-for-florida-attorney-who-menaced-her-ex-spat-on-cops-report/ar-BB1gFr3D?li=BBnbfcL

Not the kind of self-control you would expect from an attorney.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/news/university-president-resigns-after-plagiarizing-speech/vi-BB1gHvdo

In an institution that expels people for this…

What a dick.