Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 1)

here is some premium stupid: Russian propaganda about what America is like

Isn’t that supposedly the reason for “tentacle porn” in Japan?

How awesome would it be to be the creator of an entire genre of porn.

They didn’t even show them getting cowboy hats stapled to their heads, they do they all the time here.

Can we please NOT make this thread about…him, too?

It took me a while to figure out what you meant. Then I had to puke.

I think I’m missing something. Please explain.

I think it was about the poster octopus, who has been known to hijack Pit threads with baloney and poppycock, causing a kerfuffle.

Now you’ve done it. Did you learn nothing from Beetlejuice?

Baloney and poppycock sandwiches.

Of course, in Japan it’s poppytentacle.

Challenge accep…actually, no. Challenge not accepted.

This thread made me wonder what the popularity of tentacle porn reflects about the culture of Japan? They’re a closed, insular, sometimes xenophobic society; this is just idle speculation - which is to say, total ass-pull - but I wonder if hentai has the titillation of the taboo, around the idea of submission to the Other, or alien? Rather the way interracial porn - which is still almost exclusively black man/white woman - used to be in the South, here?

I suppose to answer that question, you’d have to A) see if tentacle porn is popular in other nations and B) if interracial porn is also popular in Japan.

Or C) we’re all just a buncha pervs.

“Cakefarts” is a lessor known early 2000s shock site, which, yes, involved video of young ladies squatting on top of cakes and farting into the iceing.

I get rule 34, and clearly there was at least some market because the performers, camera crew etc must have got paid… but really? Farting on a cake is just so far from my idea of lightly entertaining porn.

However, I naturally sent it to all my friends.

I like the time something similar-ish managed to make it onto a game show. You can rewind to the beginning to see the task they were asked to do, but it’s cued up to the fun part.

ETA, it should be mostly safe for work, but it does involve a grown man pulling down his pants and sitting on a cake.

This has to be from an attempt at a comedy show. Right?

Ray Smuckles? Is that you?

Ok, I’m new to this thread, but can we get back to the dumb MF’s, and stop with the porn talk?

Man Posted A Clip To TikTok Of The High-Speed Chase That Ended With His Arrest: An unidentified man did something most wouldn’t think to do during a high-speed chase…he videoed himself weaving between cars on an interstate highway in Georgia and then posted it to TikTok. It wasn’t a smart move; Georgia State troopers found the video and saw that the suspect was riding a 2022 Triumph Street Triple RS motorbike when he got away from them, which was the only one of its kind registered in the area. When officers showed up at his house, he confessed that he was the one who had run from them; he was issued 12 arrest warrants and taken into custody. Watch the video below from the Daily Mail.

bow chicka BOW wow…

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ok, ok…