FEMA fires the California company hired to translate their information into Native Alaskan languages which translated the documents into unintelligible gibberish, and into a language from Northern Canada, nowhere near Alaska.
Female cop has sex with six different colleagues, husband stands by her.
And padded the word count with passages from an 80 year old study.
I wonder if anyone’s hovercraft was filled with eels.
Yeah… Don’t normalize ignorance as an adorable quirk.
(Another thing that gets me, is that NO folk cosmology she would be likely exposed to, says they’re the same thing. Young Earth Creationists say they’re different things. Ptolemaic geocentric cosmology says they’re different things. Most major mythologies say they’re different things. IIRC even Flat Earthers say they’re different things.)
Wait, does that mean I should not be a Republican?
Or does he?
A guy was arrested when security found uranium in a package he shipped to Heathrow airport.
That’s probably how they got caught, the behavior of Alaskan eels is not like the European species that commonly nest and lay their eggs in hovercraft.
I think you’ve got it!
(Alaskan eels get into harness and pair up in front of a hovercraft, and tow it over the tundra.)
So “eel mush” isn’t just a London delicacy.
Obituary for murderer talks about how much he loved the family he killed
Michael made it a point to spend quality time with each and every one of his children. Michael enjoyed making memories with the family.
“Do you remember when dad killed us all?”
“I sure do!”
What… the… fuck? It’s not even as though it isolates good parts of his life before he turned into an enraged killer. How can you read this generalization and not feel nauseous?
Michael excelled at everything he did
Is there a subtext here that his fuckwit family actually blame the victims, because she wasn’t a sufficiently subservient wife or some horseshit?
I’m afraid so.
Sounds like his parents created an asshole killing machine, and they’re quite proud of that fact.
…Shall Not Be Infringed Aaaaargh!
“Footage from a neighbor’s security camera showed the toddler holding the loaded pistol in the hallway of the complex, and even, at one point, pulling the trigger.”
And the wife’s family were saying that the father/husband took all of the guns out of the house, and if the wife and kids had had their guns, they could have saved themselves.
Clearly what we need is guns. Some guns.
but, hey, please fail to make it political
This could be posted here, or in the guns thread, or the evil Republicans thread.